Thursday, March 15, 2012

The walking dead....wheelchair bound dead

Hello!

…man I’m out of it today….

I told you about my early morning issues but I haven’t told you about today’s main day matters.

My brother came to put me in the chair at 9:00AM, but as he’s about to complete his job, the nurse calls. He wanted to come and change my catheyer and the dressing around it. Fcuk me! I haven’t even touch breakfast yet!! Has it been six weeks already?! Okay, just come by and do your thing….So the guy came and did his thing…I’m a happy camper again..but my day doesn’t end there….not by a freaking mile!

Better days when I used to walk
My bath guy comes over and he’s all hype about life and how dumping his ex-girlfriend is the best thing that he ever did…ladies, after a while we guys like to think that we dumped you, even if you did.. Just go with the flow it will help you eliminate headaches…Apparently he met a new girl and they were getting it on! The only thing that was missing from the story was the position they had done the nasty in… okay it was the Standing Tiger / Crouching Dragon position or as we Salvadorians like to call it: El capirucho!...You know what?! I wasn’t paying attention and he noticed this. His immediate response to my lack of interest was that he was going to send a psychologist/social worker to speak with me about my lack of interest….NO!!!! Please don’t I said to him, I explain to him the baggage incident and blame my wife for my lack of energy….He agreed not to send anyone but told me to get some shut eye because I look like crap….

Take care folks!

PS I thought that my wife got to Atlanta at 2:30PM….. may I’m really gone because she will soon be kissing Azteca land….


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