Saturday, March 24, 2012

Mexican blubber people

Hello!

Seriously?!...No, I’m not going to “Good something folks” you today! I am seriously wondering about my choices in life! Maybe I was born twisted and therefore deserve whatever I get….here’s the story…

This morning my wonderful Mexican blubber mouth wife goes and drops our daughter to the airport; Coming back she brings Mc D’s for breakfast and her mother… okay, I’ll be a good son-in-law and shoot the breeze with her. I told her that I had bought little J’s bday gift; I told her it was an Elmo CD where Elmo says the name of little J….My in-law was pleased to hear this (brownie points!!!) and asked me some more about the gift…..suddenly I hear thunderous thumping on the stairs, it is my wife wanting to know what was it that we were talking about…..she has a sixth or seventh sense…. I told her that I had gotten the Elmo cd for little J’s bday, I thought she would be please; her first words were, and in front of her mother, “Fuck You” (no mames!)….yes dear, I love you too…. Needless to say her mother told her to lower her tone just a tad…

F_ME!!

She told me that little J’s mom bought the CD already!! WTF?? I asked her how she had heard about it and she told me that she had told her… People I swear that I had told my wife :  ”When I get pay at the end of the month I will buy the CD”…I swear!!! Well miss “I have to say something or it’s going to come out as a fart” told her sister and now she is getting the CD...nay she got the CD... and I am getting the CD…little J is going to get confused on who the real Elmo is….I swear I’m not getting involve with her side anymore, if her sister needs a kidney and I’m the only one who can give her one, well though luck toots… …


Take care folks!

2 comments:

  1. Remember it's the thought that counts and if J is anything like my kids, give it a couple of months, the cd will be scratched and then the second, third and any other copies will come in handy!

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