Hello!
Good something people….
Well about to be single for a couple of days while my wife goes on a tiny-mini vacation to Mexico; it’s a weekend getaway if you like cause she’s coming back on Tuesday… soooo while the cat’s away, the mouse come out and…. GET IT ON!!!!
Yes I have created a schedule that the faint at heart shouldn’t even dream about; I mean SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK & ROLL!!! Everything that is part of the cardinal sins list will be part of it and them some…. Oh yeah!! (Kool-Aid voice)… I have called on people to help me start the party tomorrow….ok so I don’t have a master plan but I’M READING A BOOK!
Apparently is a book that will change my life by giving me the secret to make my life the best thing ever since cheese cake….uuummm I love cheese cake….Apparently the law of attraction is all you need for the Universe to give you what you want. It’s what all metaphysical mother f_ers are talking about and apparently it has worked for them!! I can vouch that I have been thinking about a single thing and I haven’t gotten her yet… I mean I haven’t gotten “IT” yet, I meant “IT”…..But I guess I have been wishing this negatively and if you do this you are fuck cause the Universe doesn’t like this and will f_you up real bad….Hey Universe! I don’t want to walk again and I really wish to be short on cash all the time…oh yea, I like my we-we to be short and small!
Take care folks!
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