Grandma sex

Hello!

Glad to see you here…

Well I just finished having my bath and was it ever a chatty one….Dear lord I learned stuff that I would have never guessed in a million years!

Last Thursday I had a little old lady 50-60 years old. Very nice person, had the look of a church going gal, the type that never breaks a thing and that carries a rosary in her purse…I think that a rosary is the last thing she packs, I’m certain that she had a dozen condoms in her purse and they were all King-Kong sizes!! You know the expression: ”Speak softly but carry a big stick”? Well I’m sure that her motto in life is: “Speak softly while looking for big…risks.” (it’s a family oriented blog! What do you want!?). .How do I know this??

I know this because my bath people told me so!!!

When I told them that I had an old lady come on over last week, they immediately said the name of the lady and told me her story! Apparently this little church going gal likes them young!! Right now she is going out with a 30 year old stallion that grabs the attention of most of the young ladies out there. AND her previous boyfriend was also young but she got tired of him and found a new one!! I almost got raped!!! Had I known this, I would have asked her to frisk me and make sure that I had nothing big and dangerous with me and….is it getting hot in here??....I will never pass judgment on people again! All of you are sick sex searching people….and I am the solution…

Take care people!