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Well…Olivia went to the veterinary today so she could be neuter. They had quoted me a price of $250 dollars for the operation and seeing that this has been her vet ever since we have her, I didn’t want to shop around for prices….it has to be done! So my wife took her because the place is not wheelchair friendly, besides I didn’t want to deal with the vet; little did I know that the so called vet was going to deal with my emotionally unstable wife…and she was going to get it from the vet!!
The phone rang and it’s my wife with the story that the $250 dollars I was quoted was a mirage!!
- "Uumm, what you talking about?"
Apparently the vet was selling everything to her, from a laser operation to the serum that would keep the dog warm after the operation. The new price tag was going to be $620 dollars!!
- WTF?!! I don’t have that type of cash?!
NO! When I had dogs they never got these options…I could hear that my wife was borderline sad…it was her baby going under the knife, sorry the zapper, and money was no object to my wife…-Why do I get into shit like this??!-.....After much deliberation, I made my first manly decision of the year: OK! The laser and the serum!! That’s it!!! Little did I know that the “that’s it” was going to cost me $476 dollars… “Not the $620…” as my wife put it but not the $250 that I was expecting either…
- "Uumm, what you talking about?"
Apparently the vet was selling everything to her, from a laser operation to the serum that would keep the dog warm after the operation. The new price tag was going to be $620 dollars!!
- WTF?!! I don’t have that type of cash?!
NO! When I had dogs they never got these options…I could hear that my wife was borderline sad…it was her baby going under the knife, sorry the zapper, and money was no object to my wife…-Why do I get into shit like this??!-.....After much deliberation, I made my first manly decision of the year: OK! The laser and the serum!! That’s it!!! Little did I know that the “that’s it” was going to cost me $476 dollars… “Not the $620…” as my wife put it but not the $250 that I was expecting either…
I should have become a sex worker…make some extra cash to pay the vet….
PS and now my doctor wants to come and visit me Friday with my latest blood exam results…apparently I’m dying, but then again so is everybody…people, once you get out of the womb depreciation kicks in…
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