Hello!
Why did I put the Utopia pic on my last post?
Well it reflected the results of my blood exams and the
visit from my doctor to tell me I was healthy as a horse. A false sense of
security, of stability! I mean, we all know what the end game is, right? We will
eventually die, croak, transform ourselves into butterflies; Maggots! Whatever you
want… so it’s a utopia state of mind…a false sence of security; Take my wife’s
cell phone for example….
When you buy a cellphone, it’s like a marriage…for the life
of the contract or…or till you find something new, someone new… In the case of
my wife, her cellphones have a life expectancy of months, maybe a year tops!
Case in point, her cellphone that she got last November (I think) because the
other ones had suffer similar faith, drowning, is currently in the R&R… Rice
Room!! My stupid nephew, God bless his heart, told her that if ever she got her
cellphone wet she should stick it inside a bag full of rice……!?!....it appears
rice absorb water pretty dam well; something to do with cooking and the
capacity of one cup of rice absorbing 2 cups of water…. Here’s a piece of
advice for you dear….how about not dropping the phones (It has to be plural
here) in the water??? I know that you constantly jive with your sister and that
perhaps both of you have an accord to blame each other in case such “accidents”
happen but if you wanted a new phone, you should have asked…I would have said
no anyways…
LOveee ya Cellkilla…
PS I would have taken a picture but she took my cell phone.... I know, I'm praying too...
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