Thursday, March 1, 2012

The nurse that stole my dream

Hello!

I hate nurses!!!!...with a passion!

My nurse came today to change the dressings around my wound…bullet wound, at least that’s what I tell the sexy girls I see…but back to my story…She changed the dressing, checked out my ass and started her routine of questions: “how are you? How are you feeling? How’s the suga level?” Regular nurse questions to which I always reply “Okay, fine”…it’s true, I’m a healthy sick guy with an overweight problem…tomatoes, tomatos…same shit to me…but as she is leaving, she sees it!

-          “Ah..cheese cake..”

NO! Quick Chuck, think fast! Tell her it’s an empty box that my wife left over…I did, did she buy it?? No way! She looked inside and saw there was cake in there….she put it in the fridge way out of my reach!! Then as she’s about to leave she throws a “can’t keep temptation near you…” to me and splits into the storm. F_U nurse! I hope you rot in hell!!

Take care folks!

PS wait till my next post…it involves my bath guy, a 32 year old “babe” and my Tuesday bath lady…awesome!!

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