Hello!
I hope you guys had a great weekend like I had. Weekends are usually pretty boring on TV, nothing really to see. But this one was different, Saturday I vegetated in front of the TV and the computer all day long. So what was so good on the TV?
My favorite movie of all times was playing, Independence Day!
This movie was filmed in 1996 and I have probably watched it over 20 times already. Why? Basically because I'm a sucker for fights between us and them, meaning aliens versus humans. Also, the pep talk the president has with the pilots before they go on and kick aliens ass. I kind of made it my life motto since I watched it. So it started my brain thinking:
- "what would I do in case we ever get invaded and they want to annhiliate us?".
I tell you what, through this blog I want the world to know that even if I am disabled I am volunteering my soul and body to any organized subversion against a destructive alien invasion. What does this mean? It means that any army of the world who wishes to use me in any military campaign against an alien invasion, is more than welcome to do so.
-"Well what can you do Mr. Guzman?".
I tell you what, they can fix up my wheelchair with machine guns and voice command so that I can attack any alien spaceship.
-"Mr. Guzman, you will go at the corner of Rome and San Francisco and blow up that alien spaceship."
I can see myself doing this:
Me: "Destroyed that alien spaceship."
Machine: "was that destroyed rat with kids?"
Me: "no destroyed that alien spaceship"
machine: "sorry was that destroyed truck with three?"
Me: "no"
machine: "was that a yes?"
Me: "no"
machine: "was that a yes?"
Me: "NOOO!"
Machine: "thank you destroying truck with black sheep."
My career as a potential hero would be over and I would be remembered in history as the most useless soldier that ever was and the world would have lost six black sheep, a black truck and a human. Aliens 1 humans 0.
Speech recognition has made very big advancements but it's still not perfect, trust me I worked with this for several years. Dragon has made my life much much easier when it comes to using the computer but before you read my blog have to spell and re-spell my post.
So all in all to say that I had a good weekend watching TV and seeing TV on the computer.
-"can they placed a nuclear bomb on it so you can drive it to a spaceship and blow it up?".
Yeah wait, what?!? No, no, no! I will not be made a martyr. Now I will stop blogging about Independence Day all I can say is that I will not go quietly into the night, I will not vanish without a fight, I am going to live on! MS will not take over my life.
Plus the dog whisperer is coming on and I'm working on a plan on how to use his techniques for dogs on humans. I'll be able to say quiet to my wife and kids and they will have to obey me or say sit.
Have a Wonderful day
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