Jesus the mechanic

Hello!


Just came back from the CMR, I been approved for an RT 64. I'll just have to wait till they make one and then they'll be coming over to my house to set up that thing. Also, I'm going to be getting a joystick instead of a mouse. Today I went and tried the position and the virtual keyboard that they're planning to implement on my system.


Now where did I left off?



Aah yes, my mother.



So the lady has gotten news that I am writing a blog. She's very proud of that, she likes the fact that I'm not wasting my time frying my brains with TV. Then she commented that when she was younger she used to write spiritual texts. I guess that was blogging back then. She asked me if I could show her some of my blogs, no can do! My blogs are in English only mom. So she didn't like that, I told her it wasn't my fault that the speech recognition on my computer works only in English. I did tell her what my blog was about, on how at the beginning I was rather dark and pessimistic about my illness and how as time went by I started to blog about everyday things that happen to me. I did send my older brother an e-mail telling him to show a couple of my blogs to my mother, I know that he will choose wisely and will traduce properly. It's not that I don't want to blog in French or Spanish but speech recognition on my computer only works in English. I wonder if I can add on French and Spanish?


You should know by now that I can fluently speak Spanish, French and English as well as writing it. Heck, I can even speak Mexican.


No Mexicans don't speak Spanish, they speak the lingo that is very hard to understand for most of you. But I've been with Mexicans all my life, I even married one. So it's second nature to me. They use words such as que chingas, que paso, orale, carnal, ve te a la chineada..... okay not chineada but something else. All of these words cannot be found on a Spanish dictionary but select a Mexican dictionary and they are all there. You've gota love those silly Mexicans, they make life more colorful.


Anyways, we ended up the conversation, actually she ended up the conversation by telling me that I should write something spiritually once in a while. She told me: "you know, something about Jesus"


Okay...



It's not that I don't believe in him or I do, rather I find this point to be very personal. I don't know how she's going to react to my theory on black matter. But I did promise that I was going to mention his name on a post sometime soon. So I might as well do it now.


Jesus is my wife's cousin.


There I said it, you are all witnesses. What I stated there is a fact so don't write an e-mail to me. Jesus is a cousin of my wife, they're Mexicans for crying out loud. I don't make up their names. If they want to be known as Proculo that's their problem.



All of this to tell you that I'm back home and that sooner rather than later I'll be more Robocop than ever.


Have a great day!


PS. I know I'm going to get it because of the title... what can you do?