Chupa cabra??

Hola! Bonjour! Hello!


So how's it going? Miss me?


So what's on my chest today? I tell you what's on my chest, I was caught in the battle of vampires vs werewolves.


- "Daddy who do you prefer Edward or Jacob?"


WTF? Even my wife got in the act! She likes Edward, seriously?!? Are you kidding me?? okay hot shots, let's talk real vampires. I think that team Lestat would kick both of little J and Small E's ass off.


- "Lestat?? Who is that daddy?"


Well that's the original imaginary vampire! Everyone knows that if umpires were to exist, Lestat would be right up there. As for werewolves, they are nothing but street alley dogs. Even your uncle believed that he was Lestat and that he could fly. Needless to say that ketchup bottles kept on disappearing in those days.


And then I crushed their little dreams.


Guys, there are no vampires or warewolves! These films are fiction, they are make believe! Edward, Jacob or Lestat do not exist, the films are just made to provide you with a good time and to let your imagination work. So let's not get all hyped about Edward having little bats with Bella or Jacob having it doggy style with her. No, not even Lestat will have a pseudo love affair with the queen of the dam.


So keep it real ok? It's not like it's the chupa cabra! Now there's a real blood sucker my friend, but I won't touch the subject because it has a lot of fans in the world and they just might want to bite me!



Happy trails fledglings!



PS if I was to be a vampire or have the powers of a vampire I would have the powers of Jane. She's wicked!