Stay away from me

Hello!

Hope you all had a great weekend and may your week be a pleasent one.

So what's on my chest today?

- "wait don't tell us. A bird crapped on your head and you became inspired and wrote a f&*$!ng poem in French?!? Am I right?"

No I think the inspiration last week was a bad guacamole batch..no inspiration this morning. But what I did come to the conclusion is that I'm a jinxer! I put this as my status this morning on FB and Twitter. I always suspected this but I confirmed it this weekend. Let me explain.

This weekend my 2 teams were playing their sport this weekend. The Canadians a hockey legend club and the Washington Redskins my football team I learned to love since my teenage days, back when I used to play this sport and I was so good at it I got a cool nick name: The Beast.

So Saturday night came and went and I miss the Canadians Canadiens or Habs game. Nevertheless, I found out we had won 4-3 against the Ottawa Senator, in the dying minutes but a win is a win. Okay, everything is good with the world.

So SNF (Sunday Night Football) came by and I was ready to cheer on my football team. It's gonna be a piece of cake I said to myself. Lo and behold, a they score we scored type of game, very exciting until the end when we were trailing by three points and had possession of the ball; one touchdown and we would win it. On one of the last plays of the game, we made a long pass that would have score the touchdown we needed to win, alright! No!!! A one-handed interception by the adversary team! Shit! We lost!! Im-freaking possible! That can't be right, they're probably going to review the play and determine that the guy took steroids or something. They will give us back the ball and call a 20 yards penalty putting us 1 inch before the touchdown line. Nope! The Colts have the ball, the freaking dude intercepted that ball with one hand! So until next weekend when probably someone will intercept the ball with their mouth and piss on my parade.

Then I started thinking about all the games from any team I have ever seen. Nope, not a coincidence. Every time I see a game of my favorite team, we lose. No freaking way! It's true, even when I used to follow the Expos they would lose and where are they now? In freaking Washington DC! And to solidify my theory, the city's football team won yesterday, clinching their division title. I don't really follow these guys!

I really didn't swallow that lost yesterday very well. I thought I had solid teams this year but every time I see a game my teams loses. I don't know if I'll ever see any sports again because I would like my teams to win all the way to the cup. Maybe I should see the last final second when we are about to win 100 to nothing, this way I would really be sure that they are going to win.


At this point I consider myself to be a jinxer to any team or anyone that I would like to win in a game or in life.


A great day people! And like the French say A+!