The him factor

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Ladies! Hello, welcome to...

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Pay No Attention to the fat guy in the Wheelchair.

Where were we?? Aah yes.

Ladies, welcome to the love blog. Here your most wildest fantasies will come through. -Pay no attention to them either, that's just my sister and her kids. I help them by letting them stay in the house, what am I saying the mansion.

Boy am I gonna get it today when my wife.... my sister comes back home with her kids.

All I want to say is that I'm getting more countries reading my blog, I appreciate your patronage. I am happy I'm not alone, welcome to the love blog.


So what will I talk about today? First I'm going to try and stop that faucet from tripping. Believe it or not, I was successful! So let's get it on.

You know how a couple of posts ago I talked about ghosts? Well, old Chuckster came up with an idea. I got Dragon speech recognition software, I got a microphone and I got lots of time; so why don't I try to see if I can capture some voices with this technology. You know, just to make sure that ghost really don't exist. So I did. My results were inconclusive, I did capture something but it wasn't what I expected. I will now share the results with you.

So I made sure the television was off, that there weren't any high-volume apparatus working, that speech recognition was turned on in that my microphone was on. I capture what I believe to be a warning sign called "him".


-" Him him him him him..."

This went on for several lines. So are the ghosts warning me about something I'm not seeing? I started to wonder what could it be, it was him that took my Rolex watch or was it him that slapped me in the back of the head, then I realized it: My Wife Is Having an Affair with Him!

Why God? Why? I loved him like my brother. Now, next time I see him I will have to kill him.

-"Wait a sec Chuck. What if the ghost is trying to warn your wife about you having an affair with him?"

What? Don't be silly, I would never do that to her. Besides I'm a Homo erectus, I love women, I love my wife and kids. On my left arm I have the names tattooed of all my ex-girlfriends leaving no space for any other name except perhaps a three letter name.

-"There you go Chuck! Bob, that's a three letter name. I'm pretty sure you like the guy."


Yeah, Bob... Wait a sec! I just told you I don't do that!


After going back and forth debating the meaning of him I realized that it was my fish tank pump that was causing the him factor. The software was recognizing the water dripping of the pum in the fish tank as him. I should get a Noble prize for blogging or something. So no affairs are going on in my household and no ghosts were detected by Dragon speech recognition system. But I like to make a remark here, while writing this post my computer did crash twice. Is this a sign of the afterlife?


Now I'm freaking scare