Greeting good folks how are you today?
Well as you can read on my earlier post I had a rough beginning of a week but I expect it to get better as we go on. So this Sunday that just passed I got in touch with my little brother and asked him for advice. I told him that I couldn't live like this anymore that it didn't matter if my wife divorced me, took the cars, took the kids, in fact took everything. I couldn't hide like this forever, I was going to come out in the open and tell her what my real feelings were and I didn't care if she found out through this blog about the torrid love affair I was having.
- "Chuck, don't do this! You're bigger than that.."
Shut up You Stupid Voice, You're Not Even Real!
- "Oh yeah?! Go fuck yourself Chuck!"
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. So without further delays I like everyone to know that tomorrow my little brother is going to bring her to me at lunch time. In fact I am going to have her for lunch, those two juicy breasts with cheese and bacon and that special sauce. It doesn't matter that it has 1300g of salt or that it will probably kill me, I have to have her especially since my daughter said that it was only here for a limited time. I know that my face will be poster all over healthy food places, that I will be looked down upon by society, that my wife and kids will probably leave me. But this is stronger than me, I have to have her; don't worry I will definitely blog about it afterwards letting you know how tasty it was or how it was all a big mistake.
So today before you go to sleep keep me in your prayers, you don't know if I'll be here tomorrow afternoon or how my life would have changed by then. It's not like this can cure something or what if the 1300g of salt has a miraculous effect on my MS and by tomorrow afternoon I will be walking again... You never know!
Here's hoping to me surviving tomorrow!
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