Hello!
Hope you're having a wonderful day people!
Well it happened, I am not proud but it wasn't my fault I swear. Let me explain to you my story...
Yesterday I was being put to bed when suddenly the bitch jumped me so, the man that I am, I started pushing her away and with my good leg I was able to get her off me. "Don't do that" I said, that is not good, that is not nice. But she jumped on top of me for the second time and this time I called my daughter so she could be a witness and perhaps assist me in getting rid of her. So much for my daughter, she came down and she started to laugh. WTF? "help me, don't just stand there!" I said... Between my daughter and I we were able to get her out and she left but not without having scarred me for life So to make sure that the incident doesn't happen again I have made arrangements. I now sleep very high off the ground so that she won't be able to climb back up on the bed and tries to hump my leg. Dumb dog is in heat... what's her problem? Why me? There's four of us go hump on my wife's leg or something. I tell you people, there's nothing worst than a dog in heat, I guess I'll have to have her fixed, hopefully this will take care of the problem.
Well I'm off to wait for my bath lady, I think she will be here around 11 o'clock today.
Take care folks!
PS you know going to get in trouble because the story is fairly misleading, last time I had somebody comment something bad about one of my posts because of the title I had given it. Oh well, you can please everybody...
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