Aliens are our friends

Hello!

My only friend in life i ever had stopped hanging out with me because I laughed when he claimed that he had been abducted by aliens and they had performed on him countless experiments he still recalls. Poking, probing, measuring, you name it and he had those things done to him. Now when I reflect on my conversations with him, I can understand what he was talking to me about...

- "Chuck buddy, have you been abducted???!"

No V-man! It's just that with this illness, I have had my share of probing, poking, measuring and other things done to me and not by the aliens like a normal person does, but by my own kind: humans! I know that you are going to say it's for my own good, but maybe the aliens, in their language, are saying the same thing. Maybe they are not as bad as we think they are, perhaps they're just trying to help us live better lives.

So for all you alien abductees out there, if I can tolerate the urologist sticking a laser down my we-we to destroy the rocks that are in my bladder, you can definitely assume the position to let them insert a suppository to eliminate something bad.

And to my friend roaming this world: "ET come home! The doctor was doing a colonoscopy on you! It's for your own good..."