My imaginary family

Hello!


Happy Tuesday people!

I love days like today, I really had breakfast, I already had my bath, I already called the schools of my daughters to ask them for letters from the school to prove that they are really alive and well!

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Yeah that's what I thought so too, but the government of Québec believes that we are swindling them and that mimon and Hanah are just fake names that don't exist, we are just doing it for the money. Actually, I am just doing it for the money, because they also want proof that my wife is not a concept but a real person whose alive and kicking!


It all started yesterday when my wife went to get the mail, there was an envelope from the government of Québec. She opened it and gave it to me so I could read a French document. When I told her what it was about we both laugh, but if we don't fill this out she could get fined anywhere between $250-$1500. It's a very simple document to fill but it is asking for letters from school to prove the existence of my girls and an Internet bill, electrical company bill or any house bill that carries her name. Guess what? All the freaking bills are at my name! So my wife will have to call the government and find out what other documents she could provide to prove her existence! At this point it seems she doesn't exist and that my girls are just part of my Shangri-La imagination... it's amazing what the government does to spend its time...


Take care people!