The a-hole

Hello!


Isn't it amazing that it only takes one a-hole to ruin your day?

Yes this has to do with my bath! You see the bath lady came at around 2:30 PM and I told her that there was a dog in the house but she was still a puppy and she wasn't violent. She agreed to the dog, first of all she must have been an ex-Nazi guard because when she shaved me, it was painful. I thought the guy from Thursday was the worst but he does it strong and fast, this lady however likes to prolong pain and suffering. She stroked up and down the face and she pushed that blade hard to make sure she didn't miss a whisker. Her bath method's lack muscle, I feel like I just got dampep with a towel and then dried. After about 10 minutes, tops, she said she couldn't keep on working with dog running all around, B.S.B (Bull Shit Bitch), the dog was lying right beside my wheelchair, she was just afraid of the dog. I told her that since nobody had warned me that there was going to be somebody new coming to give me a bath, I had let the dog loose because the guy who gives my bath on Mondays didn't care. If I would have been warned by somebody I would have made arrangements. I told her that if she wanted to caged the dog she would have to do it herself since I couldn't do it because of my illness. She hesitated a bit and then grew some cojones and she put the dog in the cage. What a beeping whore! I told her that the dog was only eight months old and she was rather playful, but I guess that there are some people out there that probably were bitten by a dog and therefore they are afraid of them... get a psychologist people! Dogs are very nice animals, they are cuddly and cute! It's not like I have a boa constrictor or a fucking shark in my house, I have a small puppy that likes to lick your face. Go see Dr. Phil or something maybe he can help!

For the people of the CLSC, I am leaving my dog out unless I am warned ahead of time that the person coming to give me a bath is a chicken shit, without balls (symbolical balls), and prefers to be constricted to death by a phyton.

And this is the person who fucked up my day, now I have to go with my daughter to the library and put on a happy face.

Take care yourself!

PS I need to learn how to speak Arabic or Chinese because the hallway is always full of stories that I am missing...