Hello!
Howdy folks!
I have just finished eating my Meals on Wheels and I was working on the book with V-man and I remember I had to post on my blog. So here I am, what am I going to say?
Well I can say that I was about to have one of those refreshing naps I take, you know the ones where I turn on an interesting show that bores me to death and I fall asleep for a while!?? Well I was borderline that and suddenly my phone goes off! Okay, the ring tone is the one from my wife, I guess she wants to say hello, no sweat. I pick up the handset and then the first thing that comes out of her mouth was: "has Hanah's school called you?"
No, not recently
. Then she tells me that the school had called her because our daughter had fallen down and she needed to be picked up and she couldn't do it because she was all the way in Montréal, about 20-25 minutes from here, working. Okay I said to her, I will get my sister-in-law to go and pick her up, I will also contact the school to see how bad it is. So I arranged for the pickup of my girl with my sister-in-law and I called school. They couldn't tell me much except that it would be wise to pick up my daughter... holy shit! How bad is this? Well the lady I was talking to couldn't tell me because she wasn't there when it happened, so I asked to speak with my daughter. When I got my daughter on the phone she was nervous, she told me there was no blood but that she felt like if there was a crack on her leg. Okay... a broken leg! Great, no one in the history of the Guzman family has ever broken a leg, it will be a first. I mean there are attempted suicides with rat poison, strokes, natural causes but no broken anything! I guess her cousins are going to have fun signing the cast. So I waited for my sister-in-law to bring her over. When she came through the patio door she was walking on her own, but she told me that her leg hurted a lot and she asked for me to put on some Myoflex cream and to give her my leg thing that the CMR had given me.???...???... Really?! This kid fell on the floor and then decided to call home because she didn't want to go to school? Ah fuck! Well my sister-in-law told me that her daughter had done something similar, she had the school secretary call and report that she wasn't feeling so hot, so her mother came and picked her up right away. On the way to the doctor, her kid told her that she was kidding, that she only wanted to go home! So... I guess my daughter is doing the same thing, I did put the Myoflex but the leg thing wasn't going to happen because it was for the right leg and she "broke" her left...
Carpe Diem people!
PS I wish I could upload a picture of my leg thing but my oldest daughter has my phone... oh well I'll take a picture of it and upload it in some other post.
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