Angie

Hello!


So how's your afternoon/morning going?



I have heard the people of the world! Podcasting is out! My previous post was with a podcast and though I had a lot of hits nobody heard the podcast. So I will stick to writing from now on and to hell with my promising career as a broadcaster. So let's get it on!



I just finished having my lunch with my brother and we were talking and I realized that he needs help. He was telling me about his two favorite words in the English language, garlic and pathetic. Yeah, you heard me right he likes the way they come out when you say those words. So much so that he has come up with a word that mixes them both together, garlicly pathetic! I wonder where he would use these words, damn I should have asked. And I thought I needed help!


This got me thinking about last night, let me tell you the story about last night.


Last night I took a sleeping pill even though my sister-in-law said stay away from them because I might have hallucinations. Nonsense! So last night came and I went to sleep but this time I didn't sleep alone, Angie my next-door neighbor came to asked me if she could sleep with me. Angie, I said, how did you get in? She told me she had gone through the hole in the kitchen. I told her I was married and I had vowed to respect the woman I love. She told me that she just wanted to know how it felt to sleep with a guy that had MS and promised she was going to leave early in the morning. So I said fine and next thing you know I fell asleep. Morning came and I remember Angie, lo and behold as she had told me she was gone. The funny thing is that my next-door neighbor it's a 40+ Asian lady that I don't think she's called Angie and just to make sure I checked for a hole in the wall where a 5 foot "2 person could walk in I couldn't find one.


And this morning I asked my wife what was the program that she was going to be recording for my brother the lawyer. Guess what? There is no such program, my brother was never here last night a we never talked about TV programming.


So this afternoon I said to myself, I want to have an affair with Angie so beep it, I am taking one of those magic pills tonight to be able to see her again.



See you later people