Sunday, June 10, 2012

Vampire 101


Hello!

Good Sunday people of the net…

That movie Breaking Wind, sorry thinking out loud here while Olivia farted ---bad dog, very bad dog---, breaks every vampire rule out there!! I mean. Seriously?! Taking the plane to travel somewhere?! ---- They can travel faster than a plane! I would ask the girl, get on top of me and hang on; we’re going to China!! And then the crap about feeling bad because I hurt you when having sex, dude I would have deflower that thing so many time is not even funny…AND JUST THE PART ABOUT VAMPIRE HAVING SEX?!...NO!!! Anne Rice rules state the vampires dos and don’ts!!!! It’s like defying the laws of physics…. Not happening!!! Showing your face in plain daylight?! Teen wolves?! Able to change your looks?!... No no no and NO!! What is this a low budget film?!......I tell ya, if you gonna attempt to talk about vampire try to follow the rules…

Take care folks!

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