Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Newbies, I hate them


Hello

An hour, a freaking F_CKING HOUR!!! That’s how long the visit from the nurse was. A replacement nurse, I admit, usually takes a bit more time but this one went through the whole questionnaire. How’s your sugar? Are your caca movements fine? How many times you have sex? Would you like some?...er.. well no, it didn't get that far, but it’s 1:05PM and she came at 12:03PM; I know I got OCD remember?! Looking at shoes and clocks are my thing!! I was on my back for an hour and it wasn't even satisfying! The wonderful news is that I get to see her next week… Oh joy!..My file at the CLSC should read:

Mr. Guzman is the healthiest fat guy ever seem with MS. Just go, pet his dog, change the wound and presto! If he asks if you and him had sex, tell him yes and add that it was the best sex you ever had; he will then tip you a $20.

I swear, this would make my life a little more easy to bear…

Take care folks!


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