Size does matter

Hello!

Good day folks…

Well it was a cool summer night last night, everything and everyone was shutting down and Hammer, the cat, was being fed while I watched the news. Suddenly a noise of laughter caught my attention, it was my wife and youngest kid debating something in the kictchen… “What’s going on?” I said with a voice that carried authority. My wife and kid came to my room and my wife asked me something that was in the making for 11 years: “Do you think Epsilon is taller than me?” (Epsilon is a cool name)….WTF!....SHE IS!!  My wife didn’t believe me so my oldest yelled “Get the tape out!”. By this she was referring to the measuring tape and we were going to settle who had the biggest dic…er…who was the tallest of them all… we began by measuring my oldest who claimed that she had grown a litt….hahahahah…wait too much too much!! we just wanted to have fun with her! She suffers from the syndrome “Little J’s mom” so at 14 she has reached her apex, a full 5feet 4”inches… She’s a fun size kinda gal…After the moment of fun we had laughing at shorty, we measure my youngest… 5feet11”inches, tall…taller than 99% of he population of Canada and maybe Scandinavia the last bastion of hope where I had planned to marry her with some tall Norwegian dude… Now my wife’s turn….. drum roll…. 5feet10”inches….Holy shit Batman, my wife is smaller than my youngest one… and they made fun of each other and congratulated Hanna for her abnormal growth and….”WAIT !“ I yelled…. Although in a wheelchair I’m pretty sure I’m still taller than her…TAPE TIME!! I laid flat on my bed and they began to measure me…6feet3”inches!! HA! I rule the roost!! I am the Alpha and Omega, what I say goes around here….. No way, no how am I gonna let you take my crown away… I am…er…Okay, I gloated a little but it’s the only thing I got left…that and my cool chair…

Take care folks!

PS Yeah, we're a weird family...