Obviously

Hello!

It was bound to happen, my animal lover of a wife “adopted” a stray cat…

Last week there was this black cat on my A/C (outside my window) looking up at a vent. Obviously she was hunting the birds that had made their nest there. Obviously she (my wife) fell in love with the cat and yelled so that my daughters come down and admire the cat… Obviously the two little shits started to “awe”, they even named the cat (Hammer).. Obviously they started to feed her, against my advice, every day.. First it was milk twice a day, then she was upgraded to ham and milk and water… and now, my wife and I went food shopping and besides the $300+ food cart we had added up she bought a bag of cat food!!! WTF! I told her that if she liked the cat so much, she should adopt it… she said no because it was a stray cat after all and who knows what diseases it had and flees and maybe she was pregnant and what about Olivia and she would feel uncomfortable with the dog/cat situation and the extra expending and…..my God woman. you’re already giving her food and what not…. Right now I feel like I have 2 pets, Olivia and a stray cat named Hammer and 3 crazy cat ladies….

Take care folks!