Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Still half naked stories


Hello!

Good day to you all….

You know, people that know me can vouch that I’m more of a “..sex till I die..” person, an “I’ll bang anything that moves; don’t move!” type of guy, but yesterday I wanted to be more like the masses; more like you! No, no offence intended here; I just wanted to feel what a true patriot felt like when cheering for his team… So for a second I let myself go and cheered for my country in last night’s game against the evil Mexican death squad of whom my soon to be Mexican ex-wife is proud of…. well the “it’s not you, it’s me” theory came into play and we lost the game…

I believe that the teams that are closest to my heart lose because of me…. Look at my hockey team, my football team, my baseball team and now my soccer team, they all are doing fine and as soon as my interest is aroused, they start losing....always the same, it never fails…..needless to say that Mexico cheated, but that’s another story…

Take care folks!

It's called an "offside" you pathetic ref


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