The avocado thing

Hello and Arghhhhh!!

I swear, it's laughing at me!

I definitely suffer from some type of OCD!! Shit, I had my lunch today and it was a sandwich with all the trimmings….avocadoes, ham, cheese, beans…a super  sandwich, I must have been good or something cause it was good! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, as I am eating my sandwich I see a piece of avocado dangling from the bread, as I'm about to grab it the stupid piece falls on my belly… we fat people have belly’s that can be used as tables… so I said “ok, I’ll pick it up and eat it”….. Stupid piece of avocado rolled down my belly and onto the wheelchair…no, not the floor, THEWHEEL_F_CKING CHAIR!!...ARGHHH! I hate when stuff like that happens! What do you think I thought about all freaking day?? That’s right, the avocado on my wheelchair….so to fuck with the conference call, I had more important shit to take care off… Okay okay, I did do the conference call, but she wasn't there and I was thinking about the avocado on my wheelchair throughout the whole day... I got problems people. I  really think that MS is the least of them!


I should have called 911…

Take care folks!

PS And then my gum fell on the floor!!!...Argh, that's a whole different post I won't blog about....sigh... mama told me there'd be days like this....