Thursday, May 12, 2011

People are falling like flies and I'm getting naked with my girlfriends

Hello!


Well it seems that is the month where elderly people get sick.


My bath guy came today and he started to tell me that his mother is in the hospital and they are probably going to operate her today because she has bad virus that's going around the hospitals here, C diffile. According to my bath guy they are probably going to remove part of her intestines and she will probably need a bag to poo on for the rest of her life. That sucks! I got my Nana with a brain tumor and this lady with C diffile, I guess it must be spring!


But you know what? It's not only the elderly that are getting sick, my Tuesdays and Wednesdays bath guy is TKO right now! Apparently it is a job-related injury where he was giving a bath to another guy and he made a wrong move making his back hurt severely, so I don't know if next week I will have girls to give me a bath again, I'm not complaining. You see, when a girl gives me a bath it's like a relationship, during that hour that I spend with the girl I imagine her to be my girlfriend and thus the reason for me being naked in her hands. Once the bath is finish, the relationship finishes, should she come back again to give me another bath, well she's sorry for what she did and she came back to me! Sick, no?


Take care people!


PS no, when the guys give me a bath I don't think that!

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