Stop the presses!
It appears that women do have a weak spot for bad boys!
Today my bath person was a woman and she started to wash my face with a cloth when she suddenly let out the phrase:
- "The bad boy image suits you fine! I like that on you."
What?! I'm a wuss, the beard is long because I haven't had the time to trim it, okay I've been lazy and I haven't asked my wife, so I look like somebody you wouldn't like to meet at night in a dark alley. Really, and because I'm on wheels she probably thinks I'm some sort of biker guy. It's the first time that somebody tells me that the bad boy image works for me. Interesting, then she started asking about the girl who was here when she came in, it was my wife! She thought she was my oldest daughter!! What gives?! Am I like an old geezer? I told her that it was my wife and I asked her if I looked like an old person, she told me no, that it was just that my wife looked very young. Oh crap, yet another women hitting on her! Wait! Maybe she was hitting on me and I was too dumb to see the signs....oh well, maybe next life time dear....
So apparently the bad boy image is good for me, I don't think I'm going to trim my beard anymore. I rather the cops stop me for my credentials than to look like a wuss all my life, I'll change my name to mad jack or something to fit my image....
So long people!
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