Tuesday, January 29, 2013

You either have or you're nuts...


Hello!

Good day to you all…

No, it’s not a good day.  My speech recognition is not working, my chair is broken and I think I’m losing my mind….  Yesterday I hit rock bottom when I made a comment about a virtue of water.  Seriously?!  I think I deserve some sort of prize or something; people, I’m pretty sure that this was the variable that Stephen Hawking is missing for his “grand theory”…  And he calls himself a brain, I’m pretty sure that if ever he gets a hold of my post he will be impressed and label me a genius.  

The story is rather simple, yesterday a water main broke and the downtown area was flooded…  So I’m seeing the news with my oldest daughter when I make a smart Alec remark about the water being wet…  Yeah, that’s right…  I slowly turned my head towards my daughter and made the comment: “maaan, that water is wet…”.  My daughter just looked at me with disbelief in what she had just heard.  I couldn't grasp the depth of what I had just said, this was one of those “E=Mc2” moments.  I’m almost certain that the implications will bear fruit somewhere down the line, I will probably not be around to see them but I would like you to remember the day I open your eyes to the concept of wet water…  I have to start smoking something…

Take care folks!

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