Hello!
Good day to you all…
No, it’s not a good day.
My speech recognition is not working, my chair is broken and I think I’m
losing my mind…. Yesterday I hit rock bottom
when I made a comment about a virtue of water. Seriously?!
I think I deserve some sort of prize or something; people, I’m pretty
sure that this was the variable that Stephen Hawking is missing for his “grand
theory”… And he calls himself a brain, I’m
pretty sure that if ever he gets a hold of my post he will be impressed and
label me a genius.
The story is rather
simple, yesterday a water main broke and the downtown area was flooded… So I’m seeing the news with my oldest
daughter when I make a smart Alec remark about the water being wet… Yeah, that’s right… I slowly turned my head towards my daughter
and made the comment: “maaan, that water is wet…”. My daughter just looked at me with disbelief
in what she had just heard. I couldn't grasp the depth of what I had just said, this was one of those “E=Mc2”
moments. I’m almost certain that the
implications will bear fruit somewhere down the line, I will probably not be
around to see them but I would like you to remember the day I open your eyes to
the concept of wet water… I have to
start smoking something…
Take care folks!
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