Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Cyanide dreams


Hello!

...uck that!  I don’t think I’ll ever play the lottery again, did you see what happened to the guy who won a million dollars in Chicago?  He died of poisoning!  Yeah!…  Apparently he ingested cyanide, he croaked…  I mean, what if my better half gives me some mole with chicken, guacamole and salsa Verde spiked with a bit of cyanide?  What happens next?  I mean obviously I will die, but the bitch gets away with it?!  Not cool!  Not cool at all!…  If I ever win the lottery I will make sure to give it away to charity (the stripper at the local handicap bar) as soon as possible like that my wife has no ill ideas about the whole thing…  Holy frijoles, what is this world coming to?...  And me that was looking forward to my mother in law’s visit today because she’s going to make some tortas for us, better chew and spit…

Did I tell you I got my rent increase for next year?  Yeah I’ll be paying $30.00 more for a roof to sleep under, better than become a Russian citizen just like my favorite French actor Gerard Depardieu who I now call big fat French guy…  Trust me, if you didn't see him in his old movies you don’t know how cool he used to look like; I wanted to look like him and now…  I do!

They care folks!

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