Thursday, January 3, 2013

The understudy


Hello!

Happy new year!...  may 2013 bring you all sorts of happy news…

Just like her
Let’s go back a little, all the way back to the 31st of December 20 12…  A day I will call “Hillary Swank day", as it was the day when she came over to my house and provided me with a bath.  No no, it was her I swear…  I wasn't hitting the eggnog or anything like that, the CLSC sent me a girl to provide me with a bath and this girl was a spitting image of Hillary Swank!  Now I know that in the past I have posted about super sexy girls coming to give me a bath, or there was even this French girl from France that was hitting on me…  OK she was hitting me, but I liked it.  But I swear that the girl that came and gave me my bath, was the movie star studying for a role that she probably will be playing in the near future…  All I’m saying is that when a movie comes out called “The patient” is probably the life story of me; it will star Hillary Swank and the patient will be played by Jack Black or some other chubby guy….  I should have taken a picture guys, you would understand why I’m posting this….  I don’t give a hoot if what’s his name is jealous, it’s serves him rights for leaving J-Lo…  Who I wish would come over and give me a bath someday…

Take care folks, and Happy freaking new year to you!


PS...
I know! It's like separated at birth type of shit...

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