Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Ringing to the Bahamas


Hello!

Oh my gad Oh my gad Oh my gad Oh my gad!

I just won a cruise to the Bahamas!!... the telephone just rang and I was told that I had won a cruise to the Bahamas!! But that wasn't all, if I would do the survey right away I would get 2 extra cruises!!! This year is starting out pretty good… Now I will hold a raffle in my blog to see who will go with me…tickets are $100 dollars a pop… Come’on, this is the Bahamas people!
If I was depressed before this call brought my spirits up again.  Seriously!?  Who in heaven’s name falls for this type of shit?!  And yet, several people do, maybe it’s me that is the sarcastic nonbeliever prick that never wins anything because he doesn't press number 1 to complete the survey as requested by the sexy mechanical voice.  You know what?  I have become a very sauerkraut person before I've gotten old enough to be one...  Where’s my nephew Miguel from Tijuana?…

Take care folks!  And please don’t press 1, your phone will explode…

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