Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Enceladus stories


Hello!

How are we today?.....  I’m alive, thanks for asking ….

So what’s my story today?  Pineapple and ham, I hate that stuff…I know I know trust me; my nana drilled me when I was a kid:

“You should be thankful that you have food to eat.  There are lots of kids out there that are starving”

Well by all means, send them my food I don’t mind.  I’m just saying that people have tastes and that if they don’t like something to chow down, why make them eat it?  I don’t like blondes; I prefer black hair, brunettes or auburn (sigh) hair color chicks… and I wasn't force to date blonde girls, so let me choose my food too! 

So I ate what I could from my meals on wheels fiasco and jumped to the dessert, a cupcake….?!....another downer… cup cake is frozen!!!....what the hell is wrong with these people?!... Pineapple-ham and a frozen cupcake?!...not a happy camper folks, not a happy camper….well maybe I’ll have better luck on Thursday….and on top of that, my speech recognition isn't working….what a life…


Take care folks!


PS  Oh yeah, next building people hate me too, they don't want us to drop our garbage in their container... as if it was theirs.... maybe it is...

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