Thursday, January 17, 2013

Take the good, take the bad...


Hello!

Good day to you all…

Well apparently I am the Bermuda triangle of the disable world. Its bizarre really, one day I’m overweight the next day I’m borderline skinny…Where did the weight go??

You see, this morning the dietitian came over with a tool to help her figure out how much I weight.  The last time they weighted me I was 3Xx and today I am 3xx; I’d lost 15 pounds?!...  Well I must be sick or something because people just don’t lose weight like that for the heck of it!  And here I was thinking that I was going to be 3XX, I was in a real depressed mood…  I thought I had to cut my coffee at night,  I thought  that she (dietitian) was going to be pissed off, I was thinking Weight Watchers here I come, worst Jenny Freaking Craig to the rescue!!! I was seeing Intervention written all over the place!  No!  I have lost 15 pounds and I don’t know where the heck I have placed it!  That’s the second good news I have gotten this week, first the electric company owes me money and now I have lost 15 pounds and I cannot figure for the life of me where the heck they are…  Now you know I’m going to be eating extra just to keep my love handles at bay…

Life’s grand, take care of yourselves!

PS Who’s the man now bitch?!  And I don’t mean you baby….  I meant the other bitch….

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