Hello!
Good day folks…
You guys know when you get extra cash and you start to make
plans for it? And then out of the blue
some silly expense, like the cell phone, comes and hits you in the face? Well…
It just happened to me!
You see folks, every three months I get what we call my GST
check, about $200, and today was that day.
I had plans for it, big plans, I was going to buy that speech
recognition software from the place I used to work before… But then my wife got a text from the cell
phone company: “pay up or we’ll
disconnect your cell phone…”…. I know, I
know… What do I have to do with this, right?! It’s not my cell phone; it’s my wife’s and my
two ugly daughters… I shouldn't care
about this!... Sucks to be them!... But then the stupid conscience kicked in and something about a damsel in distress that I hate to see… Oh well, I guess God giveth and God taketh
away! But hold on, I found out tha the sick bastards were
going over the 2 Gig family plan… And I’m
still paying for it?!… Really?! If I’d known that having a family was going
to be all this hassle I would have gone gay…
What am I saying, those guys probably have the same problems I am
having; sorry gay people, I didn't mean to imply that you guys had it easier… Oh well, there’s always the afterlife…
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