Thursday, February 17, 2011

The price of happiness

Hello!


Whoa that was freaky! I started to work on my post and voice-recognition was going left and right, solution? Reboot the machine! Everything is fine again.


So I was reading my previous post and it basically got me wondering about what would be the price that I would put on my relationship, to be honest what would be the price that I would sell my better half for. Interesting concept...

Here's the thing, let's say that my wife is walking on the street one day and Bill Gates drives by and spots her and falls madly in love with her, being a man of richness and power, he researches her life and finds out that she's married. No problemo, I will offer the husband $500 million dollars if I can spend one day with her. I know just like the movie right? But the question is would I let my wife go with Bill Gates for $500 million dollars?

Boys and girls this is the truth about relationships, when we guys hear about such an exorbitant amount of money our eyes glitter thinking of all the things we could do with it, okay thinking of all the things we could buy with it. We would probably sell out, I know you ladies are getting insulted, but that's the nature of the beast. A day without a woman and $500 million dollars? Awfully tempting ladies! This is where we are different from you guys, you probably wouldn't do anything because you want to be romanced into a relationship, to you guys, gals sorry, a marriage is a relationship thing (to most of you). But to us guys is basically free sex, so I would suggest that if you get offered $500 million dollars for us from Oprah don't take it! We might end up dumping you and settling down with her. You guys should be praised every day for the way you are.

On another note I devise a new strategy for my YouTube vlog, I will basically be narrating whatever I post on my blog. I started doing this today with this post and I'm pretty sure, just like my blog, I will start a small following there. I will post the videos on my account here when it's a new project, just like my movie that I'm working on right now, you guys will not have to go to YouTube to see it. It's like the old saying: if Mohammed can't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to him.


It is gorgeous outside, the temperature is actually hovering around -2°. I opened the patio doors and it's actually hot, the snow is melting.


Have a great day people!

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