The crumbs of a dream

Hello!

Did you ever had a day where life takes you by the shoulders, shakes you up and tells you to stop dreaming? Well today was one of those ` me. After so many illusions, so many dreams, life took me by the shoulders and jolted my dreams away. Wake up, it said! Stop dreaming, this is your life and not a dream. You are at a place that the universe put you in, you're not going to marry J-Lo or Angelina or any other movie star/singer. Your daughters will never be like the Olsen twins, rich beyond your wildest dreams. You are Chuck Guzman a 9 to 5 guy with a normal wife and kids, sitting in a wheelchair and breathing oxygen to survive. There isn't such a thing as the perfect meal...

I think I have come out of my dream, I had the McDonald's biscuit breakfast and I was let down for the last time. The taste of it was okay, I'll give it 2.5 stars out of 5, but then something was brought up to my attention: "Daddy, your shirt is full of crumbs". What? No! It can't be, the one thing I detest the most in this world is having a dirty shirt full of crumbs or sauce. My 2.5 stars had suddenly disappeared! Why? Why is it that there's no such thing as a crumbless biscuit? I was probably going to add this sandwich to my repertoire, increasing it by one, I would now have the burrito mornings, the Maple taste burger thing and now the biscuit sandwich. It's not happening my friends, I will not tolerate crumbs/sauce on my shirts! No food deserves my suffering that much, so until they come up with a better solution, I will not be touching the biscuit sandwich anymore, even if they're free! What? February 9 and 10th MacDonalds is going to be giving away free biscuit sandwiches?Humm? Let me think about and I'll get back to you...


Take care people, I will now reflect on my future!