Hello!
I have seen the light!!
It was all thanks to my bath guy that came this morning...
- "Chuck, shouldn't this have been the first post of the day?"
Listen here you little shit, I did the other post first because I was carrying that idea since yesterday and was afraid I was going to lose my train of thought. If you are not satisfied with my blog there is the door. Sorry, a bit edgy I had an espresso... Let's go on with the light thing.
As I was saying my bath guy showed me the way today and convince me that getting a divorce was the right thing to do. Okay, I said that out loud didn't I? Nah, my wife knows me too well she knows that I would tell her first, I wouldn't blog about it. No, as I was saying my bath guy convinced me that I should get a tattoo!!! Yes, me Chuck Guzman, the guy who was forbidden by his mother not to get a tattoo and not to become gay, is getting a tattoo and is coming out of the closet -yeah okay not that one- but I am getting tattoo!
He gave me the name of a guy who does great portraits and he wants me to call him up to see if I would be able to get inside his studio on my wheelchair and how much would he charge me for a portrait of my girls, all 3 of them. So I told him I was going to investigate and call the guy up, ask him the questions that I need to know prior to me committing hara-kiri. I don't know what my mother will say but I figured I got like 20 years tops before I kicked the bucket so I might as well go out with a bang. I already know the picture I want and with time they will wrinkle up just like my tattoo so it's going to be great.
There's one thing that I need to ask and it's extremely important, does it hurt a lot?
Have a good day people
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