Disillusionment

Hello!

Well it was a shocker today at lunch! You know that person that you are supposed to trust no matter what, your better half? Well she betrayed me! No no, I'm not going to take this privately! I'm going to shout it out, I'm going to let the world know what type of person she is and how wrong I was about her.

After eating my delicious sandwich made with cheddar cheese and having my scrumptious snack, okay creamy... It was a yogurt, I wonder to the pantry, you know the place where you keep all your goodies? Guess what I found?? That's right, another cause for a divorce! The pantry was full of treats that have been hidden from ME all this time! I'm talking Rice Krispies, Nutri bars, marshmallows, cookies, chocolate covered things... And I trusted this woman!?! What type of human being hides the good stuff away from people? This is me, your life's soul mate!? I just can see her now coming up with lame excuses: "well... I have to watch your diabetes!", "It's for the lunch of the kids and your nephew!", "I just bought that yesterday!"...please!...tell it to the judge!!

No dice woman! This is something that will not go unpunished, I will definitely think twice before I ever give you money to pay the rent, no more Mr. nice guy. I will now take control of the family situation, it's going to be me/myself and I; in fact I'm going to buy a little fridge where I'll keep the things that need to be in a cold environment and I'm going to buy a small closet where I'll keep all the good stuff under lock and key. You know it really hurts when somebody you're supposed to trust with your life hides something as sacred as chocolate covered peanuts from you...

Have a great day people!