Monday, February 21, 2011

Little J's bra mitzvahs

Hello!


How are you my sons?


In Yeah I had forgotten about that one, a while back when I used to work at Nuance, back then it was locus dialogue technologies, there was a guy who found a site on the Internet where you could get ordained online. Guess who became a minister that day? Yup! Old Chuckster here becamed a minister and for the longest time it was the joke of the company, I would bless meetings prior to their beginning and even sent an e-mail about my services I provided confessions, last rites, marriages and I think I even added birthday parties. So I tried to find the site where I was ordained but couldn't find it, I was able to find the one where I ordained myself last year so theoretically you could tell me about your sins and I wouldn't be allowed to talk about them to anyone else, but boy would it make great material for a book, so think about it.

You know what, I placed the link of this blog on their site and I will probably get hits from them as well as prayers, condemnations, death threats and other religion related e-mails. I'll just say I was lost but now I'm found! Oh well, you can't please everyone!

But like it or not as I grow old I have become more intimate with myself, no not that way you pigs, I meant that I think a lot about who we are and where we're going. That's why I came up with the theory that once we passed away we become dark energy. A theory that was completely shut down and ignored by my hero now my nemesis, Stephen Hawkins, I even kept his e-mail where he tells me to go fly a kite. No he didn't say that, but I interpreted that way. But my theory still stands. All of this to say that I am a minister of the cloth and if you ever need to talk about anything, I mean anything, give me a holler and Rev. Chuck will be here for you... And you and especially you out there with the big gozoongas....



Bless you all!

PS I do bra mitzvahs

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