Sunday, June 12, 2011

My way or no way

Hello!


Hey! That last post I did started my brain thinking into that perhaps it's time for me to start drinking a glass of whiskey a day and to start smoking, not just anything, but either Gitanes, cigars or pipes. I have tried all three of them and I got stuck on cigars for a while, that made my voice raspy and very masculine. When I say hi to you the vibrations go through your body and make you feel like I'm the mero mero, the head cheese, the one that you don't fuck around with! Who am I kidding?! I got the voice of a teenage girl who is overexcited when seeing a cheeseburger double with fries! I did smoke cigars for a while but then I met my better half who "showed me" the proper way of living life... whopping freaking do!


But really folks, I think that I should start smoking or drinking, not heavily, no, but so that it makes me look like I'm somebody that has gone through a lot in life and that now is taking a breather... (I have done a shit load in life). It's funny, I see kids that are well prepared in life but are missing that spark that I had found when I was their age. My God, I had done more trips that they have ever done so far, I had love affairs with people that were much older than me, I got engaged and then got disengage, the song "I did it my way"? Fits me quite well!


Aahh poop! My daughter went out there and she told me that it was raining cats and dogs, the weather wasn't good for me to go to the shopping mall and buy some rock cubes for my whiskey glass! Well, I'll go tomorrow and buy the freaking cubes plus I think there is a smoke store, I will definitely buy some cigars or Gitanes cigarettes... Shit, I forgot I cannot hold something on my hands for too long! I'll guess I'll have to ask somebody to hold the cigarette for me...


Hasta maƱana people!

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