Could I have a ramp please

Hello!

We must be one of those rare cities in the world, okay the opulent world, where City Hall is not wheelchair accessible, at least not in the main entrance, not here in Brossard...Quebec...freaking Canada!!


My story was that I went to register my dog and I was met by my arch enemy the stairs, there was a sign that said "access for wheelchairs through the library". Okay, no problem I'll just tiptoe to the library and access City Hall with the elevator they have for handicapped people. =Buzzard=!! The elevator is for handicapped people but for those handicaps that can open doors and push buttons. As some of my constant readers may know, I have very little mobility with my arms so I had to do some fancy tricks to open the door, push the freaking button just so that a lady can tell me that the department opens at 1:15 PM! F.U CITY Hall!

Why couldn't City Hall have a simple ramp, with electronic doors that open when you push a big button? No, instead they make me feel bad because I am not a normal handicap. You see the elevator they have is designated for handicaps that can pull doors and push buttons, handicaps like me that are fat, bald and have very little mobility of their arms are not normal handicaps, they are in a completely different category, the one that should be ignored at City Hall when trying to get a service.




Well that was my rant, I don't know who I'm gonna pick this up with but the elevator issue has to be resolved. I think I will contact the MS society to see if they can lead me in the right direction or or, or I will buy some weapons and start a revolution.

Chuck Shocked

Take care people!


PS I'm feeling better I got up from my bed, drank a bit of beer and now I got a small buzz going on... I love you!