My day at the fair

Hello!


I'm back!

How did it go? When I got there it was 7:10 AM and I had an appointment for 8:15 AM, so I had to wait. Funny, the special taxis will either make it early or late but never on time. So where was I? Oh yes, I had to wait, I am proud to say it is the first time in my life that when I take a number it was number 1! So when the ball started to roll I didn't have to wait at all, I was the first to be called in to register, the first one to get an ECG, the first one to see a doctor and the first one to see an anesthesiologist and the first one to get blood drawn out. It was fine and dandy but in between each of these appointments I had to wait.


For my registration they were going to ignore me because I brought with me all my medications and not the list that they wanted, thank God for that little old lady that took the time to write everything down for me. Then I got an ECG, dear Lord those rooms are pretty small and require a Formula One driver to be able to put the chair inside. But that went without a hitch.


Then I saw the doctor, one of the rare doctors that looks pretty hot, I wonder what's wrong with her. We talked and then we talked some more, she switched to Spanish because she's learning this language, apparently she likes to travel a lot. She's the one who referred me to see an anesthesiologist. So I had to wait! Once I saw the anesthesiologist we talked about me having died back when I was five years old and he said that science had advanced since then and the worst-case scenario they could always freeze my lower limbs so that the doctor could operate on me.


Finally those bloodsucking vampires took blood out of me and then they wanted some pee but I told them that I couldn't go to the bathroom and pee I needed them to drain my catheter, they refused saying that they were not nurses and therefore I had to go to the ninth floor, the urologist department, so they could take out some pee and then I had to bring it back.


And that was my visit today, now I'm waiting for my bath.


Take care people!