Sleep sleep

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So I slept this afternoon, I guess it was all the waking up early caught up with me. Now it's just a waiting game for the operation, they gave me a couple of body shampoo that I must use but I have to read the instruction so that I don't mess up the usage.

Apparently they are going to call me the day before the operation between 5 and 8PM that would be bad because the bus takes reservation until 6:00PM, so they better take that into consideration...

Take care folks!

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I don't care what we party as long as we party

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It's going to be a fun weekend for Americans and Canadians, I think it's safe to say that we all have extra long weekends. Canada Day is tomorrow and independence day in the US is next Monday, I'm pretty sure we are all having an extra long weekend full of bbqs and parties, I know that I will buy some beer to enjoy the weekend while I watch the sunset. Maybe even go to that Arab supermarket and get something cooked on the barbie, either chicken or meat.


I think that their national holiday reflects the close ties they have, at the end Canadians and Americans both come from the same source, Britts. The only difference is that Americans made a revolution against them while Canadians are still part of the Commonwealth Empire, we still have a freaking monarchy! I know a lot of Canadians are attached to this but last I remember in my courses of history I believe we pay the Queen so we can have the honor of saying that we have a Queen. I'm not going to go into it but I think that Canadians could do much better with the money given to the monarchy...


What do you want? There is revolutionary blood all over my veins...



Happy Canada Day and a great Independence Day to you US!


PS does Britain have an independence day? Or what about Spain? These countries were part of the tyranie that populated America and at least my country and the US made some sort of revolution to gain our independence. But at the end we are all brothers and sisters that must fight some alien nation some time in the future...

My day at the fair

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I'm back!

How did it go? When I got there it was 7:10 AM and I had an appointment for 8:15 AM, so I had to wait. Funny, the special taxis will either make it early or late but never on time. So where was I? Oh yes, I had to wait, I am proud to say it is the first time in my life that when I take a number it was number 1! So when the ball started to roll I didn't have to wait at all, I was the first to be called in to register, the first one to get an ECG, the first one to see a doctor and the first one to see an anesthesiologist and the first one to get blood drawn out. It was fine and dandy but in between each of these appointments I had to wait.


For my registration they were going to ignore me because I brought with me all my medications and not the list that they wanted, thank God for that little old lady that took the time to write everything down for me. Then I got an ECG, dear Lord those rooms are pretty small and require a Formula One driver to be able to put the chair inside. But that went without a hitch.


Then I saw the doctor, one of the rare doctors that looks pretty hot, I wonder what's wrong with her. We talked and then we talked some more, she switched to Spanish because she's learning this language, apparently she likes to travel a lot. She's the one who referred me to see an anesthesiologist. So I had to wait! Once I saw the anesthesiologist we talked about me having died back when I was five years old and he said that science had advanced since then and the worst-case scenario they could always freeze my lower limbs so that the doctor could operate on me.


Finally those bloodsucking vampires took blood out of me and then they wanted some pee but I told them that I couldn't go to the bathroom and pee I needed them to drain my catheter, they refused saying that they were not nurses and therefore I had to go to the ninth floor, the urologist department, so they could take out some pee and then I had to bring it back.


And that was my visit today, now I'm waiting for my bath.


Take care people!

Rise and shine

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4:40AM, alarm is about to go off and it's time to have breakfast and go to the hospital. It's good that I go today as the says coming are looking to be extra humid with temperatures of +38 with the humidity factor.

Well gonna post this and wait for alarm to go off!

Take care folks!

Never a dull moment

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Good da/night to you all!

Well the fire alarm went off this evening, no skin of my nose it was probably a false alarm. It turns out it was but the fun fact was that it was triggered by some new tenants that moved in a couple of weeks ago. Remember the kid who came and use my bathroom for number #2? well him and his twin brother were playing around in the building when next thing you know the fire alarm is ringing, the fire guys arrived. These guys were pissed off when they came and they took their sweet time in leaving as they were chastising the parents of the kids....I'm pretty sure they are going to get fine...

Take care!

PS I'll see you in the afternoon.

Protesting the kid

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Chocolatines

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Sorry about the post, I had to tell you something that I did this afternoon on my own.

After I had my bath at 1 PM I decided I was going to go and buy some chocolatines to have with my coffee this afternoon. Chocolatines are pastry that contain chocolate inside, delicious. I also bought the bread of the month, it is apricots and coconut. This is a special store where they make bread the old-fashioned way, they also have other food made the old-fashioned way. I like this place, it's in a shopping center that has automatic doors and I'm able to pay with my credit card because the machine is placed fairly low.


Another thing that I did today outside, it's freeze my freaking nuts off! My daughters decided to take the dog for a long walk, so I was outside on the patio doing f-all while they were walking the dog.

Well this time is real, take care and see you tomorrow.


Please note that tomorrow I have an appointment with the preadmission department at the hospital... Let's see what they tell me


Take care all!

The past haunts me always

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This afternoon I spent the doing something more productive with my time, I did some research on my genealogy tree. It's been a long while since I haven't done some work on it so today I decided to tackle, again, the apparent link that my family has with a notorious criminal, one of the worst murderers, a very bad guy from my country, Chele Medrano (José Alberto Medrano).

Jose Alberto Medrano

I have mentioned it in the past that my grandmother, her sister and my mother always claimed that we had geologic connection with him. But the brother of my grandmother claimed that there wasn't any connection whatsoever, it was just fluke that the he had the name Medrano. keep in mind that my grand uncle had socialist tendencies, tormenting the uprising of the people of his town back in 1932 when there was a lot of people killed by the army, funny enough the brother of Chele Medrano was also killed by the army during this time.

Rutilio Grande

Well at this point I'm still looking. I cannot prove or disprove that we were related. I can only tell you that he was a really really, really bad guy. He basically created the death squads in my country and he's also to blame for having trained the man who killed or sent to killed Msgr. Romero. But before this he was also involved in the death of one of my grand uncles from my father's side. This person's name was Rutilio Grande, this was the brother, half-brother, of my grandfather. My grandfather's mom had an affair with a gentleman by the name of Flavio Grande, but she never did get married with him and therefore my grandfather had the name Guzman instead of Grande.




It's complicated I know, I'm pretty sure you have skeletons in your closet too...


Hasta mañana people!


PS isn't blood funny? I always wanted to join the Army but I also wanted to be a priest... I'm just a fucked up handicap!

Florence Nightingale comes to visit

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My bath is gonna be taking place at 1 PM today and for tomorrow I already made bus reservations, get this they are coming to pick me up at 6:30 in the morning, 6:30! My appointment is at eight but I guess I'll have to share the bus again with some other handicaps, no no I am not belittling them. I'm just stating the facts that other disabled people are going to be riding the bus and probably getting off before me! I have to bring the names of the medications I take as well as any questions I might have and you know which one will be on my mind "am I gonna die?"


In other news, the keyboard that my old colleague brought to me will not be useful for my computer! It is the old type of keyboard with a PS2 connector and not a USB. The mouse... Hold the presses! I know you're not gonna believe me, but I just got interrupted by somebody from the CLSC

I know you didn't see this but as I was dictating away a nurse from the CLSC came and she wanted to change the catheter, again, I just had my catheter changed at the hospital two days ago so I had to tell her that the catheter had been changed but she insisted on at least doing an irrigation. Irrigation is when they disconnect the pee bag from the catheter and then insert water through the catheter to wash it and wash my bladder. Since my chair can tilt to about 40° she decided it wasn't needed for me to go to bed, I just tilted and she did the procedure. I also asked a lot of questions about an internal catheter she told me that it was the best thing for people like me that have a lot of infections, it reassured me a bit but there's still the thing about the anesthesia...


Take care homies!


PS the mouse seems to be an USB mouse so there shouldn't be a problem.

Lobotomy time

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Well I love it when I get a call from the hospital telling me that somebody else is going to call me to schedule an operation with doctor so-and-so, I keep forgetting his name it's very hard. Okay, and you are? And why are you calling me? Pretty cool! Now you get a call to remind you that somebody else is going to call you to schedule an appointment. Go figure! I guess they have to use their personnel somehow. So this call came out of the blue and reminded me of my impending chop-chop thing. I talked it over with my old doctor Friend and he told me it was a very simple procedure that would make my life easier, less infections but there was always the issue of anesthesia. I freak just hearing the word, for those who don't know when I was about five years old I had my circumcision done by my godfather who was the director of a hospital. Piece of cake right? No... I was pronounced dead, clinically dead, for about eight minutes because of the anesthesia they had used, apparently it was a bad batch. So for eight minutes my soul was wandering around doing fuck all, that's so Chuck! So you will understand why I get the heebie-jeebies regarding this operation, apparently I'm going to be put under completely and I would like to come back and not stay like last time. I got a lot of things left to do here, the book, my torrid love affair with the African lady, my kids, I just don't want to kick the bucket yet...


Take care folks...


PS I will create a postmortem post in case... Well you know, in case I R.I.P, my daughter will have full instructions of what to do.

Into the dark

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Good something to you folks!

Blogging from my bed yet again!

Yesterday evening I got the call that started the steps toward my operation, the pre-admission test. The person that called told me that I have to be there tomorrow so that they can pre-evaluate my health in general, bring a list of your medicines, bring this, bring that. This evaluation will determine if I am fit to have an operation or if I'm a loser that does not meet the expectations for such an operation.

And today I will be sending out an email to my brothers vis à vis what I want if, God forbid, I don't make it back. Kinda like an unofficial will, you know who gets the Ferrari, the mansion, the private jet, stuff like that. It's going to be where I say my goodbyes and where I confess the bad things I have done in my life.....oh yeah and what they should tell my lover with whom I had a love child, okay love children...

Take care!

The mariachi in me

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Tonight I felt like drinking tequila, listen to mariachis and dream about Mexico.

There's so much history between that country and me, so many people I met, places I saw, experiences I lived. Since yesterday I've been feeling melancholic about the past between this country, it's people and myself and what drove me to write this post was some mariachi music that I heard on the Internet. Back in my days I used to be a big tequila drinker and an avid mariachi music listener, the tequila would open my soul and the mariachi would push the tears out of my inner being. It's nice to know that there are people there that remember me be it because they have a pleasant memory of me or they hate my guts. Well I remember all of them and I wish them well...

Take care

The end of an era

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Well it was bound to happen but I wasn't expecting this now.

You see, my youngest is getting a new bedroom set and she needs to make room in her bedroom. So she did, all of her kid toys boxed and ready to be given away to her youngest cousin. Where does time go, just yesterday she was playing with her Bratz, her numerous doll houses, her Barbies and now my baby is growing up.

I wanna have another baby...

Take care!

Choose your battles wisely

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You know boys and girls, you have to know which fights to pick in life so that you live a long, happy and healthy one. I was going to post something, another bitching post, but decided against it. I like to live happy and what I was going to write would have probably started the war to end all wars. It's not worth it!




Instead I'm going to write about Canada Day! Yes, this Friday is our national holiday but here in Québec we will not be respecting that infidel holiday. No as I said before we are celebrating moving day! I have seen at least three families leave the building already and have I seen anybody coming in? One, just one! I don't know if the landlord has a bad rep or if the prices are too high. All I know is that I have started thinking whether or not I would like this place to be modified, if it gets modified I have to stay here for five years, the law says it so. I know I have to meet with them on 14 July and I don't even know if I will be able to seeing that I will be getting operated and hopefully coming back a new man... I think they are going to attach some mechanical legs or something...sigh!


Take care people, see you tomorrow!

Could I have a ramp please

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We must be one of those rare cities in the world, okay the opulent world, where City Hall is not wheelchair accessible, at least not in the main entrance, not here in Brossard...Quebec...freaking Canada!!


My story was that I went to register my dog and I was met by my arch enemy the stairs, there was a sign that said "access for wheelchairs through the library". Okay, no problem I'll just tiptoe to the library and access City Hall with the elevator they have for handicapped people. =Buzzard=!! The elevator is for handicapped people but for those handicaps that can open doors and push buttons. As some of my constant readers may know, I have very little mobility with my arms so I had to do some fancy tricks to open the door, push the freaking button just so that a lady can tell me that the department opens at 1:15 PM! F.U CITY Hall!

Why couldn't City Hall have a simple ramp, with electronic doors that open when you push a big button? No, instead they make me feel bad because I am not a normal handicap. You see the elevator they have is designated for handicaps that can pull doors and push buttons, handicaps like me that are fat, bald and have very little mobility of their arms are not normal handicaps, they are in a completely different category, the one that should be ignored at City Hall when trying to get a service.




Well that was my rant, I don't know who I'm gonna pick this up with but the elevator issue has to be resolved. I think I will contact the MS society to see if they can lead me in the right direction or or, or I will buy some weapons and start a revolution.

Chuck Shocked

Take care people!


PS I'm feeling better I got up from my bed, drank a bit of beer and now I got a small buzz going on... I love you!

Dufus Chuck and his bright ideas

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Well I got my bath at 11AM and then thought it would be a great idea to go and register Olivia at city hall, bad idea!! Very freaking bad idea, city hall is not very handicap friendly, but I will rant about this in a future post, with pictures and why there is 2 types of handicaps and I'm in the wrong band.

The point is that the department where I had to pay only opened until 1:15PM...cool I can stay outside and bring my daughter to help me get in the elevator for disable persons. So I went back under the burning sun and the heat and Chuck fucked himself into a bed with the A/C full blast...I forgot that heat and humidity are bad for MS persons....I will write on my PC when I get up again...sorry!

Take care folks!

I need to be a mean person once in a while

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Well I couldn't wait myself I had to call her supervisor, the bath lady! She didn't call me to tell me when she was coming and I found out that my bath is going to take place in the afternoon. She just fucked up my whole day, I hope I still have time to go and register Olivia and I feel real silly being half naked inside my house. Oh yeah, and I found out it's her coming tomorrow for my bath. I'm gonna give her shit when she comes in, I will let her know that she is a useless excuse for a human being, I will probably tell her what she's going to die from, ah fuck! I'm not that type of person, I will probably offer her a cup of coffee or something, to be honest she just called minutes ago to let me know she's coming in at around 11:30 AM. God it sucks to be me...


See you later folks happy lunch or dinner or breakfast!


Take care...

The invisible bath person

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Hope you're having a great day!

Well I'm waiting for my bath lady to come by today, I know her name and I know she's coming but is she here? No, she hasn't shown up her face, I don't like this. I like people to call me up before and say that they will be here at so-and-so time, this way I can program my day around it, but right now I am half naked waiting for somebody before I can get dressed and start my day. If she takes too long I will call her superior and let them know that I would like to be advise the time when these people are coming over.





After I get my bath I am planning of going to register Olivia at City Hall, it's two blocks away something like a five minute wheelchair ride there. I'd don't know how much it's going to cost but I rather pay that them to get a fine or worse the dog catchers get Olivia.


I'll see you after my bath!

Pregnant taco lady

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Happy Tuesday to you!

Hey, yesterday night was taco left over night, it was good! Btw, I don't think I told you how this night came to be. Well you know little J's folks? The ones that live in the boondocks? Well the mother is expecting, little J is going to become a big brother. So the mother of little J had this "antojo" for tacos...she had the urge to pig out on tacos al pastor and boy did she ever!! Her husband had 6 tacos and I had 7, but the pregnant lady she is, she ate 10 and took home a "few"!! The obvious excuse was that she is eating for 2, girl looks like you're having quintuplets because you ate tacos for 6 or 7 people...

Nah, she ate less tacos then me, but she reads my blog so I wanted to tease her....hey wanna come over for panzita??

Take care folks!

I am man hear me cry

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This post is to complete the circle of my visit to the urologist and to admit defeat vis à vis the stronger sex, women you are it. Okay why do I say this, the men want to know....read on weaklings read on...

So I get to the doctor and I am called into a room where the nurse starts explaining the discomfort of the exam I obviously the been there done that guy that I am, tell her no worries I could take a bullet any day. So she lift me up and puts me in a special bed when next thing you know she's placing my legs spread eagle on top of some demonic apparatus...

I'm in a freaking labour bed/chair!! AND IT FREAKING HURTS!!! God, you gals have to be super women to endure such tortures, how did I get hear?? I told the nurse she hadn't warn me about the chair, she told me that she didn't think it mattered....yes it freaking did!!! Man I hate not walking...

Take care...I should have taken ballet when I had a chance!

PS and for those who don't believe me that women are stronger one word: Waxing

Laser zapping operation my ass

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Just came of a slumber party, I asked my daughter to put me to bed and I slept a bit and a bit more...

Told you guys were sick, somebody left me a comment on the post about my father's dildo, he or she sounded like if they were disappointed that the story wasn't about a sick dad and his dildo, so I commented back that I was gonna make it up writing porno from now on. Sick sick sick I tell you.


What gives? Are teenage years really this difficult? My daughter has taken over everything where she can watch her shows here, TV/notebook/computer. I am pretty sure that if she could she would use the radio to listen to soaps if they were still around.

Hey the trip of the girls to Las Vegas might be in jeopardy here, if I get operated it will be in the next following weeks. I don't know how complicated the operation is, first of doctor made it sound like it was going to be laser zapping one but then he added that while I was under anesthesia he could connect the catheter through my belly instead of through my wewe. So this is something that I might have to discuss with their mother.


Take care folks see you tomorrow!

PS now blogspot doesn't let me save my draft... The universe has it against me again!

Here and there

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My last post was done for my iPod because my oldest daughter was watching one of her favorite shows on my computer, umpired diaries or something... But now I am at my computer and blogging my ass off.

Did you here? The lucky prince and the Royal babe are coming over to Canada! That alone would justify me going over to Ottawa to see her or her sister. I say this because the distances between cities here in Canada are, to my taste, too far apart. I mean Ottawa it's two hours away, yet the capital of Québec where I live is three hours away. Don't get me going about Toronto or Windsor, funny enough once I had to go to Windsor and come back in the span of two days because there were some friends coming over from Mexico by car and I had to go and get them. I rather go to New York, Philadelphia, Washington DC, in between these cities there are small places that are fun to visit, here in Canada... Let's just say that is a safe place to live in.


Take care folks!

My will

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Well I'm back!! Spent some quality time on the bus with other people dissatisfied with their life but they were lucky, they got off the bus first!! I thought it was going to be a FIFO (first in first out) kinda thing but it ended up being a FILFO solution, yeah first in last freaking out solution so I was in the bus for a very long time!

Then I had the exam, it was a cystisomething or other crap, maybe 15 minutes being poked by the doctor in my penis area. Then the bad news:

"You are fucked mr. Guzman. We have to operate you in a couple of weeks

Yeah, I have bladder stones and they will zap me and they will take advantage that I'm asleep and install the catheter inside my belly....

Do you think I should do my will??

Take care!

Tomorrow's blogging schedule

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Well I am off to the urologist at 7:00AM tomorrow and therefore I will not be able to blog until about 1:00PM, I giving you a heads up so that you read some of my other posts while being poked and probed.

So why so early tomorrow? The actual appointment is at 9:00AM but the transportation company said they will pick me up at 7!! The freaking hospital is probably 20 minutes away!!! Oh well, this are the set backs when you're sick and not normal like everybody else...

Take care folks!

Movie night with Chuck

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How was your Sunday/Monday?

As I said my day was out of the ordinary and this evening it was the cherry on the sundae, Piranha 3D!!

Seriously, how come I didn't see this film at the movies?? Nah, I'm yanking your chain...it was a B type of film with lots of blood, body parts and a penis being chomped on by a freaking fish!! It was really gory, my daughter was going to puke her brains out, I thought we had left this movie back in the 70s?! This boobies eating fish made me laugh my head off and reminded me why I hate freaking amazon fishes....

Take care folks!

It came out of the blue

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Wow what a day!

My leg is killing me, I got a different keyboard and a mouse and I got 48 inch flatscreen TV! All of these presents were graciously given to me by an old colleague of mine, really!! She must have read on my blog that I always complain about my keyboard and my mouse as for the 48 inch screen TV, I guess she's just one of those people who has wings on her back, her husband and son as well. Thank you strangers, whomever you are!



I'm planning to go and buy a screen so that we may be able to put my daughter's AC on her room as this week we are expecting very high temperatures and they deserve to comfort up there also.


I see that you guys are eating up my blog this weekend, you don't know how good it makes me feel to have people read it, it's like making a difference somewhere out there without me really doing nothing more than dictate to this computer, thank you!


Thank you and have a good end of Sunday or beginning of Monday!


PS finally my daughter will be able to do work properly on my computer and not being made fun of because she wrote ases instead of ashes...

Alive & kicking from my bed

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Yeah most of my morning post will be done from my bed during the summer period, the girls get to sleep in, I get some precious blogging time and even Olivia is getting use to sleeping longer hours. Geez we are a lazy pack!

Yesterday Olivia was going nuts with the absence of my youngest one and her mom, she was pacing up and down looking for something; is like she had lost it! It's amazing how attached dogs get to humans and vice-versa, that Milan dude really hit a gold mine with that dog whispering mumbo-jumbo!

I hear people walking upstairs, guess blogging time is over...

Take care folks!

Drugs and blogging

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Wow, I got over 30 hits so far and it's not even morning, thanks! Now on the darker side of this statistic, it seems that the majority of folks reading my blog are mostly reading a post I did earlier this year called "My father's dildo". Sick sick sick people! It is true that I do mention the incident where a young Chuck found such a device in his dad room but I was sick when I wrote the article and was taking drugs that probably inspired me to dig deep and find morbid material to write about. The Chuck of today wouldn't do such thing....Yeah right, I would sell my soul if it meant getting more readers....

Any-hoot, I'm about to see a program about earth getting pummel by an asteroid...

Take care!

Decoding Chuck and his life

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Man what a day, raining, pain in the leg and my daughter, my oldest daughter, taking over my computer now! Remember how I told you guys about her watching crappy shows on my TV and I had to tolerate it? Well now one of her churchgoing friends told her that she could watch all of her shows on the computer also. So at this point she's using my TV, my PVR and my computer to see her crummy shows. I guess this is what teenage years is all about, isn't it?

I was told that I didn't describe to you my dream completely, it's true. My dream was more complex than that but I did fill you in with the most important things: me walking and the CLSC sending over people to take care of me... Okay women to take care of me! There was this incident in my dreams which I don't know what to think of it, there was a replacement girl filling in for another person who was taking care of me, in a bikini of course, and I was caressing her face. No sexual thing happening here it was just caressing her face and my oldest niece caught me so I started to do like if I was strangling her. This left me perplexed as I don't know if it meant a future relationship, an old relationship or I'm just fucked up...the verdict still out...

I need some Prozacs....both for my teenage daughter and myself!

Ugh!...Chuck sick in the head.


I'll see you persons tomorrow!

Loosing my mind slowly but surely

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Well most likely the car is going to go back to the shop this week. The brake job needs to be done and it's going to be something like $600 dollars, but you know girls they can't drive a car knowing that there's something wrong with it... Breaks, bah who needs them!?


There some brave people out there still left in the world! My youngest daughter, her mother and her grandmother are going over to the amusement park even though it's raining. More power to them....

Well doctor, I been getting these weird dreams lately, the one of yesterday night was the latest one. It's always the same thing, I still got MS and the CLSC sends somebody over to take care of me but in my dreams I am able to walk properly. Yesterday's dream involved me in a big house over by the ocean and the CLSC sending over a woman to take care of me while I took a sun bath. Needless to say that the girl was also in a bikini taking a sun bath herself, but there was never any hanky-panky everything was kosher. Then I also dreamt that my new watch's bracelet broke and there was this nice lady who owned a jewelry store who came over with a watch similar to mine to see if I could fix it by looking at her watch. The big difference was that her watch was worth $10,000 dollars and the lock mechanism wasn't the same as in my watch.


As you can see, I'm loosing it! I would like to be able to walk again though...


Take care of yourselves!

The 6:25AM post

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Blogging from my bed again!

So how is life with you? Are you getting any? Yeah, me too.....I was checking stats this morning and wow, you guys like me. You really really like me! Thanks! I'm always happy to see high numbers.

So what is happening with my life today? Not much, probably some serious blogging as the weather guy has nailed it for once and it's rain all over the place, my youngest daughter was supposed to go to the amusement parc with her mother and grand mother, I don't know what is going to happen she's a stuborn one that one...

Hey I have to take the bus early on Monday as I have an urologist exam, I wonder what's he is going to do...?

Later folks!

Outcome of the battle

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Good day you taco lovers here is today results of the taco festivities....

First of all Mexican parties are events that sooner or later need to be experienced....the taco party was supposed to start at 11 AM, we ate ou first taco at 2 PM...wow what a Mexican thing to do ,,..I had 7 tacos with a bud lite, a 700 ml can of sud... I am watching my figure what do you want?!?

After this, we sat sround talking about anything and little J was in the house, he is growing up so fast, plus he is going to be a big brother now, he has to mature....

After that we saw a movie and the taco festivities of 2011 were finito...

I need an alkazeltser.....

Tacos al pastor

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I haven't forgotten you gals/guys it's just that I have guests today and they are preparing tacos al pastor. This is a must for everyone who is a meat loving person and tourist visiting Mexico, this is a must!!!


So long folks...

Food blogger jailed for 'salty' review - The Globe and Mail

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Zombie Chuck

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Good day to you all!

Can you tell I'm still in bed? Well I am, I went to sleep "late" yesterday night and school is over so no getting up early for anybody, including the dog, for the next couple of months.

I just woke up from a dream that I must share with you, this is the only way to avoid it from happening, according to my mother....and if you die in someone elses dreams it means you will live long...hey she's the witch not me...on with the dream..

I dreamt that in Africa there was a new virus tha made people turn into zombies!! It was similar to aids, you could have the virus but could live a long and healthy life without becoming a zombie once you became one, I had to kill you...I was part of the task force that took care of this and I was in Africa doing this and having a torrid love affair with a woman who had the virus and I had to protect!!

There's a story for ya!

Take care!

Ps oh yeah, the USA had implented the virus among the humans......no offence America, just a freaky dream where I had to save the world, have steamy sex and I WAS WALKING again...sigh

Taco time

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Currently blogging from my bed, I've am resting while they are preparing the get together for tomorrow's taco party. Remember I had mention that the 24 is off for people in Quebec? Well they are making Mexican Food for tomorrow my daughters like tacos so they asked their mother and grand-mother to make some tacos...I'll bring the booze...

Take care people and bonne St-Jean!

Freedom at last

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You thought I had forgotten about you, didn't you? No I hadn't. What happened was that every afternoon I like to go and put the leash on my dog, open the patio door and let her out. So I did this but I have one of those retractable leashes and everything was working fine until she started getting excited, then for some reason or other the freaking leash got tangled with my chair... OMG! I couldn't go frontward because I would pull the dog, so with all my ingenuity I gave as much leash to the dog and I hunkered down for the long wait. Just now my daughter walked in and notice that I was in a tilted position and she asked me why I was like that. I told her to unleash the dog and to bring her back inside the house and then to untangle the stupid leash from my chair! What a freaking afternoon, I might be in a wheelchair but I still have stories to tell and I still get into stupid problems!


Well that's it for me today, thanks for reading people.


Take care of yourselves!

Hard candy Christmas

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I need a new life...okay I'll settle for a keyboard and a mouse! So many letters on my KB don't work and if my mouse could talk it would tell you the abuse it has gone through with me...



Well the CLSC threw me a curveball today, apparently the person that takes care of my supplies has changed. This is bad people, MS people don't like change, plus this one didn't know what she was talking about. Apparently I knew this person because we should call me she presented herself and she asked me if I remember her. I of course said yes even though I have no clue who I was talking to. So we had to go over the list again and I had to tell her what I need it when apparently it had already been done last time. Let's see how long she lasts.


Well my bath guy came and he was happier today than last week but he started to talk about his patients, his MS patients, apparently he had a couple of them that were operated with the new procedure but it seems it hadn't worked that well, they were still the same the operation didn't work. This brought me down a bit because in the back of my head I still have hope for it...


Take care people!

My baby is sick and it's raining out there

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Good something to you folks!


A small post before they come and give me a bath today.

Well my car is in the garage today, it seems that gears are not changing properly (sniff)... I know it's in warranty, right? Yes, yes it is, but it doesn't make it better. Granted I have never driven the car, let alone ride in it, but it's still my baby, I still have several years of payments to do before it becomes officially mine and when it does, I will have to trade it in for something else. But what kills me is that customer service so far, everywhere I have dealt with customer service, sucks!! This morning I got a call from the dealership asking me what was that noise about.!!!... What noise I ask? The one you said the car makes. I had to correct him and tell him that when I spoke to the person I stated that it didn't make a noise, that it felt like it didn't want to change gear. After they got it right they told me they were going to be calling me back in the afternoon, I told him they better because tomorrow everything is closed and I would like to have my car before that.


Today is a crappy day people, the weatherman was right for once. It is cloudy, it looks like it's going to rain, it's a good day to be in drinking hot chocolate and seeing TV, but I won't do that. Instead I will be having a bath then getting dressed to finally have lunch and wait.. For what? Well, I'm just waiting...


Hope to see you all soon.


PS the weatherman was right! It's pouring cats and dogs out there!

kids do the dumbest things

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Why can I say no?

I have notice over the last couple of days that whatever people asks of me I cannot say no. Just this week I spent that were asked of me over $200 dollars on things that were asked of me and this is just monetary, there's also all sorts of things that are asked of me: can I do this, can I do that, is it okay... Everything is Chuck this truck that. I can't never say no and I don't know why. All my life I have been like this, trying to please everybody. I'm a people person or a push over that will nod his head affirmatively to anything that is asked of him or requests that is required.


This summer my daughter has three boxes of chocolates to sell so she can finance her trip to China. Just moments ago my daughter called me to ask if she could leave a box of chocolates with her friend that was going to sell it at her church. What? I had to ask the question because I don't know if my daughter understood the implications of losing a box of chocolates. If it gets lost, who's going to pay for it? I guess she's very confident that her dad has her back. Kids...


So long people!

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Lost in translation

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Well today is the official last day of school for my oldest daughter as tomorrow she gets to go to the amusement park with her school, little does she know that it's going to be raining all day long! But back to the last day of school thing, I was seeing the schedule of exams and she has today and it is a French reading exam. I would say that she would be allowed to come back home afterwards but no, she must attend the gala ceremony for students that are worthy of such a thing. Well for my daughter it's not the case, she's from a long line of misunderstood students, just like me and her grandmother before me, school is not our thing. We tend to exceed out what we call life, I admitted I was a less than average student always missing class and getting a 50 or 60% tops. All of that changed in college when I decided to straighten up. My grades went from 50 to 60% to 90+ percent, I was so good that all the universities in the area accepted me, I went for the one that had the best history program, U de M (University of Montréal). So I expect the same from my daughter, her high school it's going to be average but I know she's going to exceed in life.


On another note, my daughter had lost her cell phone and her mother found it yesterday for her, it was left near my computer and today it rang. This is how the conversation went:


- "Hello?"
- "May I speak with mimon please?"
- "Mimon is dead!"
- "What?!"

Kids these days, they have no sense of humor. My daughter's friend just hung up the phone after that and I had to call my daughter and let her know that a friend had called here and what had happened. I hope she doesn't get freaked out because my daughter is not really dead, she's just eating at a fast food place right now with her other friends...


Take care people!

PS blogspot still on the fritz, once again thank God for H T freaking ML!

My date with a PLL

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Hope your Wednesday is a fine one!

WTF man!?! I'm a 43-year-old man being pushed around by a 13-year-old pipsqueak. I thought my day was a bad one yesterday but my evening was even worse!

I got my watch fixed yesterday, it looks pretty cool today, and I also spent most of the day outside taking the Sun, apparently it's gonna be a crappy day starting tomorrow until Saturday. But that's not why I'm posting, what happened was that once I came in my oldest daughter got dibs to the TV, fine with me I don't even watch that thing. But once she turned it on she put the much music channel, the equivalent to MTV in Canada, and she started to see her favorite shows "The___life of an American teenager (I think)" and "Pretty little liars". OMG! Was it ever a sucky evening!!!

The first show was more believable than the second one, the kids look like teenagers and I didn't pay really much attention to it. Now the second one, I've seen the show before people, I still don't believe that those people are in high school! They look like people that I could date if I wanted to, obviously there's many other reasons that are impeding my dating them: the MS thing, the wheelchair thing, the kids thing, me living in Brossard and they living in Hollywood thing... A whole bunch of things why I cannot date any of them! But nevertheless these people look like out of place in high school drama, for crying out loud they're trying to solve a murder mystery without their parents being aware. Come on, really?! I would think that if my daughter witnessed a murder I would like to know about it and get involved in it somehow. Then, there's the teacher dating a 16 to 18-year-old student! WTF? I don't know about this but here in our neck of the woods there's three simple rules:

1- No dating a teacher

2- No gay thing unless it's someone famous

3- No dating a cousin or a blood relative... It could get messy with the kids

Any hoot, I didn't like the fact that not only did I have to sit through the shows yesterday but that this morning she had recorded PLL and she was seen it at breakfast, again!!

That's just me, maybe I'm old, take care folks!

PS You know me,I just couldn't eat yet with a problem left behind, all I can say is thank God for HTML!

Blogspot is on the Fritz

hello!

There's something wrong with blogspot! I was writing my post of the morning and I couldn't attach pictures to it nor was it saved as a draft. I guess I must be posting too much, my morning post was about PLL and how my daughter is hooked on this show. I'll guess you'll have to read it later as I have a bad tendency of always saving my work therefore it wasn't saved as a draft but I haven't seen is a document on my computer. I'm just going to eat something and then I will post it as is if I cannot add a picture to it.

take care folks, let's hope I can post this one!

Happy whatever day

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Hey I forgot to tell you that this Friday is a day off, heck, it's always a day off for me! Well here in Québec this coming Friday we are celebrating the "St-Jean" the national holiday here in our neck of the woods. Next Friday Canada will be celebrating "Canada Day" and here in Québec we will be celebrating moving day! This is the day that the government has decided to use so that Quebecers are busy doing something else instead of thinking or celebrating Canada. Trust me, apparently the government likes to keep both Quebecers and Canadians apart, the two solitudes as we are known. Why do I get into this fight? I'm a freaking Salvadoran, but most people that I meet me say that I have been living here so long and I don't have any accent whatsoever in French or English that I am a Quebecer. And when I have visited the rest of Canada I get the same compliment. What really matters is that we have two days off, this Friday and next Friday will be extra long weekends!


My daughter, my oldest daughter, has been in exams for the last two weeks and every time she finishes one she calls me to ask for permission to go out with her friends, be it McDonald's or at their houses. But why me? Why doesn't she called her mother? I got a feeling that dad gives permissions easier than mommy... Oh what a world!


Take care people, I'll go to the mall today and fix my watch!

The changing seasons of my life

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Took a long nap this morning after my first post, guess what? It didn't work, I'm still moody and speech recognition sucks this afternoon for some reason or other. But I decided to put on a brave face and just keep on living.

My food is here but my brother is no where to be found, one of the rare occasions when I'm really hungry. I take it my brother, my older brother, should be planning his birthday party next month. I already bought him a gift for the occasion I hope he likes it. I won't say what it is because I know he reads my blog, or his wife does, I don't want him to find out about it. This afternoon I should be going over to the shopping center so they can fix my watch to fit me. Oh... There is my little brother!


Happy lunch everybody who's having lunch!

Sitting and waiting

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Top of the morning to you!


This morning was one of those mornings, I was up at the crack of dawn looking at the ceiling, fighting events that haven't even happened yet, not sure that they will ever happen. I'm pretty moody lately and I don't know why, I know I've talked about it before but it has intensified and God knows why. I think it all has to do with me being sick and how life seems to be passing me by day by day. Everybody has something to do except me, I only dictate to this machine in the hopes that somebody is reading out there and getting something out of this.


It's nothing personal with anybody, everything is working fine everywhere it's just that I am moody and I don't know why.


Catch you later folks!

Summer Soltis

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It seems that I am getting to be a psychologist for the people that come and give me my bath, this morning my bath guy asked me how my father day was and I told him it was a good one and that I had gotten a couple of nice presents. Then I made the mistake of asking him if his kids had called him for his father day celebration, his kids are adults now, and he told me that he didn't have a good relationship with the kids. I left it at that, I didn't want to go into more details than what I needed to know, but it was like I opened the floodgates. He started talking to me about why it was like that and how his ex-wife had brainwashed the kids into hating him, that he knows it was partly his fault for having divorced his ex-partner but that every Father's Day had always been like that. Oh boy, I should get a degree or something like that my other bath guy also has a similar problem where one of his kids, adult kid again, doesn't speak to him. Remember the cartoon Charlie Brown? Where Lucy is a psychiatrist and charges five cents for a consult? Maybe I should do the same!


The countdown is on! T-2 days before the kids go off school, my oldest will be going to an amusement Park on Thursday and my youngest one, well today she had pool day and tomorrow she has a picnic. So it's all downhill from here, then they got a couple of months off before they start again. Oh by the way, I think today or tomorrow is the longest day of the year, it means that after this it's all downhill from here! Winter's coming back, real soon...

On the rocks

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As promised on the weekend here are a couple of pictures of my watch and the whiskey rocks which I finally got. I can tell you that I'm a sucker for good publicity, the whiskey rocks are a novelty but they will not cool down your drink as much as a thought they would. Nonetheless I'm pretty sure that when I have a get-together and suddenly I will ask my daughter for whiskey on the rocks, it will really mean whiskey on the rocks and I will look supercool! I will be known as the sophisticated fat guy on the wheelchair with a whiskey on the rocks, plus with my cigarette everybody's gonna wanna be me.

I also include a photography of the exact model of my watch, it's a Casio Edifice and as I said on my previous blog I'm stuck with it because my daughter dropped the receipt on a recycling bin.


Later folks!

Frozen time

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Good something to you!

So happy after Father's Day, at least this is how my daughter saw it this morning when she greeted me. I guess my special day is over, ey? Well I got good presents out of it, not bad at all! I got two pairs of shorts, a T-shirt and a nice hat. Hey, don't put me down! It is fantastic for summer and I get to look good. Plus, I bought myself a nice watch to go along with the ensemble that I put together yesterday. Granted they are not the watches that I used to wear before, the cheapest one being $1000 dollars and I gave them all away to people I respect and admire.

But this watch I cannot give it back, I am attached to it and it's not even that expensive, but it will probably be one of my last watches I wear. It has all these gizmos that I could use but my hands don't allow me to use them, I was happy by just setting the time right. It's sad to be ill! This is one of the reasons why I am saying it will probably be my last watch I buy, the other reason, and it's an important one, because my oldest daughter threw away the receipt!! You see after buying the watch I went to buy some food at the grocery shop and then I realized that I didn't want the watch anymore, so I asked my daughter for the receipt so I could go and return the watch... The receipt? (She said), I threw it away! I thought you didn't need it anymore. So ladies and gentlemen as I write these lines I am the proud owner of a nice watch but I didn't want anymore!


Happy freaking Father's Day to me!

My turn party

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How are we today?

It's daddy's day today and tomorrow, at least here in my house. Tomorrow I will get my presents and a special breakfast. Oh by the way I got my famous whiskey rock cubes, I took a picture of them but I will not be posting the picture until Monday when I have a bigger crowd to show my cubes to, no I don't think less of a crowd of the weekend but usually on the weekend I get between 50 and 80 hits during both days and on Monday I get about 150 hits; so there will be a bigger crowd to see the picture, you are welcome to show up on Monday and see what they look like. Today I will be going out to buy an Irish Bailey's cream bottle so I can test my glass as well as the rock cubes. I'm not a whiskey person, I prefer ladies drink, no offense ladies you're probably more manly than I am.


Well for all of those that are celebrating Father's Day, I wish you the best father day yet and for those who are not celebrating Father's Day because they are not fathers yet or they don't celebrate that in their neck of the woods or are from a religion that forbids celebrating any event to commemorate something or other, I wish them a happy Sunday.


So this is my post of the day and if there's one tomorrow consider yourself lucky because this is the actual Father's Day here in Canada/USA/Latin America.


Take care people!

Dad's weeend

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It was a two posts day today for the French blog, I reposted a poem I had written back in 2010 on this blog and my inner voice had made fun of me. But now that I have a French blog I didn't have to do very much, just copy/paste.


It's the Father's Day weekend, I will get a great breakfast on Sunday followed by my superduper high price gadget toy... Who am I kidding, these people are really practical and it probably will get me a pair of socks or something like that. I'm gonna buy a watch myself that's what I'm gonna do, of course I will take a picture of it and posted.


Well happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there and to those who are not, tuff luck!


Take care people!

Weirdos attract me

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Guess what? Yeah I was still feeling down when I wrote this post and I started to look at old videos, listening to old songs that I used to like. Men I have always been a melodramatic son of a bitch, I got stuck on to particular songs, "Stay" by the Shakespeare sisters and "Hard Candy Christmas" by Dolly Parton. Yeah you heard me, Dolly Parton. Anybody out there saw the movie "Best Little whorehouse in Texas"? Well this song is from that movie and I still remember it today... I was dating a who... nevermind nevermind. I just like those songs, I have other ones in my head but I wouldn't like to blow more money on songs that are from the past. Any hoot, I like the songs and I love the really creepy Shakespeare's sister... You can take me wherever you want baby! Oh wait, this was 20 odd years ago wasn't it? Uuummmm, that would make you about 50 going on 60?! I know my limitations is anywhere between 25 and fiftyish so you might be cutting it short, but I love your song!

I love you weird lady

This afternoon I will be eating on my own my little brother is taking care of my mother and Nana that came out of the hospital and I want to lend him a helping hand by eating on my own.




Take care folks see you soon!

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Thinking of fallen friends

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Well the end of the week is here and I'm all for it!

Today is one of those days where my leg is hurting and my soul is lost. Yeah I know, I'm a melodramatic bitch who has nothing better to do than to annoy you with my dark thoughts of suicide, chill, I'm not going anywhere. What happens is that yesterday there was a friend, and e-friend, that posted something along the lines vis-à-vis her writing about a suicide and nobody coming to her rescue. I wrote back that she shouldn't think this way, that life is like a checkerboard were sometimes you're in the black and sometimes you're in the white, you just have to be patient. But the point is that every time somebody talks about suicide I dig dip into my personal experiences with this type of situation. As you may all know full well, in my life I have gone through several suicide attempts which two of them have been successful and every time it has consumed me internally. So I wish this person all the best and hope she sticks around with us... The more the merrier!


Yes it was another triple-decker today, I posted in French, Spanish and now English. Yesterday night I had inspiration and I wrote a couple of posts for my French and Spanish blogs. I think they're doing okay not as popular as the English one but it's going okay.


Well folks, I'll gather my thoughts and try to be positive for the rest of the day.


Take care!

Blogging is my life

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Well it had to be done! Maybe it is a Guinness world record, I don't know, but I was able to publish three blogs in three different languages: English, French and Spanish. I must confess it wasn't done live the French and Spanish posts were created yesterday from my bed and today they were assembled with the special effects a.k.a. pictures.


The French blog is about this coming vacation and what it holds for my daughters. The Spanish one is a post that contains pictures of when I last saw my uncle and aunts as well as some of my cousins, kinda melancholic post.


For those who have forgotten here are the links to my blogs:

French

Spanish


Okay folks, I won't bother you anymore.


Take care of yourselves and have a good Friday tomorrow!

The battle that never happened

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You know how you get all huff and puff about a battle that's going to happen? And how when it doesn't

happen you kinda feel down?

Well it happened to me moments ago, remember that I posted about me going to Linen Chest to fight because it seemed they didn't want to take back a massage machine I bought? Well the manager was there today and I call, it seems that he's going to take back the machine and recredit me the 300 odd dollars I paid for it. But I guarantee you that if I buy something else he's going to ask his staff to put final sale on the invoice this time around... I feel down, I was prepared for a fight but in the end it didn't happen....now what?!

Why don't you just take off my face!? This is what I should have told my  bath guy but like always I never express what I feel inside. Today was Thursday shaving day and the guy doesn't shave you, he basically tears your face inside-out, he pushes that blade so deep into your skin it's like he wants to take your skin off! I don't complain, I don't want to sound like a wuss that cries for everything that is done to him, no, I'm a manly man. You can hit me on my arm I'm not going to cry I am that much of a man. But seriously, these people should have a lesson on shaving other people because sooner or later I'm going to loose my face either literally or because he's going to see me cry...


Take care people!

Crap happens

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Hope you are all doing okay!

Yes, I know Vancouver had a big riot last night because they lost the Stanley Cup (ice hockey cup), but what do you want?! It's hockey, it's our sport, it's the only thing were good at! But you shouldn't look at it in a bad way, here in Canada we have riots whether we win or we lose, if we win the cup we have a riot (Montréal 1994), if we lose the cup we have a riot (Vancouver 2011). So don't take it personally Boston, we will riot whenever we have the chance. Congratulations Boston but next year we will kick your ass!


On with the show...

Yesterday night I was put to bed by my daughter and I was playing on my itouch suddenly I see a short little fellow walking across my living quarters and heading into my bathroom! What gives!!? I asked my daughter what it was all about and she told me that the little fella wanted to use the bathroom to do number two. What? Why?! Are we like McDonald's or something? Since when? I agree we live on the main floor and that we always have the curtains open so that the sunlight can come in but I'm not going to start opening my patio door to every stranger because they want to use my bathroom/my phone!? Almighty God, in all my years of living in Canada I have never had to go through something like this. Seriously! I told my daughters that I hope that this guy didn't pull a gun out in the bathroom and came out shooting... But then again, the gun would have been probably too heavy, I mean the kid was only about four years old, but he should learn how to hold it or go to a McDonald's like everybody else!


Take care people!

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I'm in the money

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I just finished the meeting with the CLSC and there was good news for me all around the table. First of all the budget is no longer $8000 dollars but double the amount! Which means they are going to allocate for notification purposes $16,000 dollars and it doesn't stop there, they were telling me that the amount could increase if they saw that to make my life more livable I require more money. They also gave me a day where the city was going to be coming over to talk plans with me. They asked me if I had extra cash should I go over budget I told them "not in your lifetime pal! I gave at the office already." So they know that they cannot go over $16,000 dollars. Finally some good news for me, the universe is coming around.


TTYLF!

Things

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Hey, Father's Day weekend is finally here! Last weekend I managed to fool the people here that Father's Day weekend was then, so I got a free breakfast out of it! I don't think I'll be able to get one this weekend, but I'll get my presents...

And surprised surprised surprised! It seems my daughter has the afternoon off, since they are in exam period and you don't know how many times I had to restart this post because of her continuous chattering, borderline screaming. But apparently since it's the last two weeks of school and she's in exams, she will be coming earlier home.

I almost forgot, I got a meeting today with the CLSC people. They are going to inform me or I don't know what they're going to do regarding the $8000 dollars that the government is putting to upgrade my place and perhaps facilitate the access to the outside world were a horde of women are waiting for me... Kidding! Who would want a millionaire fat guy in a wheelchair, I'm sorry I'm kidding again! I'm not fat but rather phat (Pretty Hot And Tempting)...


Later gator!

To arms

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How are we today?

I did buy the whiskey glass yesterday but the rock cubes had to be ordered, not only did I buy this but I bought a whole bunch of shit that I really didn't need, including a leg massage machine that it's not doing its work and now I must go and fight back for them to take it back. The good thing is that they didn't put final sale on the invoice so it means that I can return it, I will scan this thing today in case they try to pass a fast one on me.

My brother and his girlfriend are in Paris this week and I asked them to take pictures and put them on Facebook, they did, isn't technology wonderful? The Eiffel Tower is a bit shorter than what I remember, plus it in black-and-white, I hate b&w landscape pictures, I like the b&w for portrait purposes but that's about it. Plus he was eating a toasted baguette, they burned it... So much for fancy food! Maybe the French are losing it?! Nah! They have some fancy dandy things and I'm sad that I won't be able to touch any of those things because France is too far away for me... :(


I'll see you later folks!

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The Means on Wheels incident

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This afternoon I got shit from the Meals on Wheels lady...

It was one of those unlucky things that happen, I felt tired and I transfered myself to the bed, I can do this sometimes but I cannot transfer back to the chair. I thought that Meals on Wheels people were going to come through the patio door like always, nooooo, it was a new person! She started by reading my doorbell, the reaction from my side there's nothing I can do. Then I heard my door knocking and I tried yelling my head off informing them to go through the patio door, no chance. So she rang the doorbell again and again and again and afreakingain! She came back and started knocking at the door again and once again I started yelling:


- "The door! The door, the patio door, come through the patio door!"


She heard me! The patio door open and comes in a new person with a bitchy attitude. FYI bitch, it's up to you to find out from your company what Chuck can do or cannot do! Crawl back under the rock you came out from and stay there, I don't need people like you coming to deliver food for me! Biatch! Obviously, this conversation never took place, it was all in my head but it came close to coming out of there! She took her two dollars and left me to my misery...


Take care folks!


PS hopefully I'm going to the shopping center this afternoon to buy some printer ink and the infamous rock cubes for my whiskey glass.