The family is now complete

Hello!


Well I'm back, had breakfast with my brothers and I didn't have to pay a single cent my brother pick the tab up.


Ladies and gentlemen, always obeyed the rules that are obvious in this world, never buy food or go to a restaurant on an empty stomach and never ever go to a pet store with a loaded credit card and a daughter who's birthday is about to happen. The first rule, you have to obey because today I went to the restaurant on an empty stomach and I ate like a pig, no, two pigs. Scrambled eggs, bacon, little round potato things, beans and a whole bunch of other shit I shouldn't have eaten because I'm pretty sure that my sugar level has gone through the roof. But it's okay, once in a blue moon won't harm me.


The other rule, we went to a pet store on the shopping mall and there were dogs on display, each one cuter than the other. My daughter started to play with them, my wife fell in love with one of them and then the lady, the cruel lady, started to take more dogs out and they were all so beautiful I could have take them all home! But there was a special one grabbing the attention of my daughters, my wife and I, not to mention half of the store's clients. So we said to ourselves "what the fuck!" We only live once, let's just put the credit card to the roof and buy that bitch. What?!! She's a female dog, a cocker spaniel or from the same family, cocker  something. So we got Olivia the dog, an iron cage, the food for the dog, a squishy toy, the leash and a collar for $825 dollars! What a bargain! Now my household is complete, we got a wife, daughter number 1, daughter number 2 and a disabled father! Kinda sad, when we were leaving the dog went inside my car because it was raining too much for her, guess where I went? That's right, I had to ride the we-wheels back home and I was all wet while Olivia that cocker spaniel bitch came home all dried. But she's so cute...


Take care yourself people!


From the desk of a proud grandfather...