Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Contemplating immortality

Hello!


Well I tested Internet Explorer 9 and my verdict? s'allright, nothing to jump about is the same thing as eight but much faster, I still like Chrome better even though their certain programs you cannot open with it. Ah shit, the Mexican TV! I forgot about that, I have to check if it's still working, hold on a sec... Fuck me! Still working but the speed of video feed is slower than before. Maybe it's my speech recognition software running at the same time, I'll try it later.... I was going to wait until after the meeting but I couldn't handle my wife inside my head telling me how useless I was for having upgraded the system without consulting her... Are you kidding me?! I'm the one who wears the pants around this house, so if she doesn't like it, there's the door... No she doesn't have to leave, she just has to take me out.

 A car salesman! That's what the guy looked like and acted, I was going to cut short his visit but then he started to make sense and I started to ask questions, this was a sign of interest on my behalf. Cremation is a very affordable thing for me and I think, don't laugh, that I will be going into business with the guy. The cremation price would be just under $3500 and the lot where I want to be buried would be about $2000. Now for the heck of it I also asked for the price of a normal burial, my wife doesn't like the idea of being burnt, the price for that is about $11,000 and this doesn't include the lot. Mind you this price doesn't include the chapel, these prices were the lowest one I could get. The lot is meant for six persons, so I got ample room for my wife and kids and I will have two places left. If you like to be buried with me it's only $5000. Kidding, I will probably buried my dogs and cats with me...



Model 1
Model 2
The way to go

Take care people!

PS very macabre I know.

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