Explaining why we're always missing time

Hello!

Time for Chuck's theories!

This one happened today while I was having a bath.

You know my theory about dark matter and how when you die you become dark matter or it may be dark energy. Well I was talking over with my bath guy today about how everything is going so fast that we don't even see it; and how when we were kids we felt that it took a long time for time to pass by. Well my new theory is developed on a scientific proven one, a couple years ago scientists wanted to know if the universe was collapsing or if it was still expanding. The results came back and it surprised everybody, not only was the universe still expanding but it was gathering speed. Meaning that the objects that were going away from us were doing this at a faster speed, needless to say that we as an object were moving faster away from the one behind us. W! T! F!

So my theory basically is if we are gathering speed as we expand, maybe this is the reason why time seems to be going faster than before. Maybe I should be on Ted or something telling my cockamamie theory about how time is going faster because the universe is expanding at a much faster rate than 40 years ago when I was just a kid. We go around the sun at the same speed and everything within our galaxy still the same to us but this is due to the fact that as a galaxy we are all traveling at the same speed therefore Einstein’s theory of relativity is true.

Where do I come up with these things?

Any hoot, take care people! You heard it here first!