Winterized?

Hello!

Missed me?

So where do I begin? Well I definitely have to begin with my morning commute to the psychiatrist, it was an adventure.

The bus came and picked me up and lo and behold they hadn't clean the street, how am I going to get into the bus? Okay, I'll go to the parking entrance where the bus driver can lower his elevator to put me inside. Nice plan right? Not exactly, the sidewalks hadn't been cleaned either! So the driver and my wife had to push and pull to get me to the entrance of the parking where the bus driver could get me inside the bus, problem solved right? No not exactly, when I got the chair they told me this was top of the line and that it was winterize so I didn't need to worry about winter because the wheelchair could take it, winterize my fanny! The stupid chair was sliding left and right I almost got ditched into a snow bank several freaking times!!!

Coming back was easier, it was a woman at the wheel and she used her brain, instead of trying to push me into the building she parked on the sidewalk where she only had to lower me in the elevator on my sidewalk and problem solved, no pushing, no sliding, right on my front door. This is going to be the first time in 35 years that I call City Hall to bitch about something!

Well having gotten that out of my system, what else happened to me today? Well I got creamed all over! Let me explain.
Today I got my bath done by a woman, nothing out of the ordinary she gave me a good bath but the first thing that happened doesn't concern her but rather the ladies of the house. Ladies, you all have your own razors you don't need to use mine and if you do please let me know so I can have somebody change the razor! Back to my story, when she started to shave me it was real painful and the razor blades were full of hair... Not my hair, but somebody else's. Then the second thing happen to me and this had to do with her. After having giving me my bath she started to put some cream on her hands, I thought she was going to put some cream my feet, no she creamed my legs then she took the bottle and put some cream on my torso, and she did my arms and finally... Let's not go there, let's just say I've got creamed all over!

What a day!

See you tonight...