Spirit of Christmas

Hello!

How are you all doing today? Christmas shopping? Remember to let the cookies and milk for Santa come Christmas eve.

Yesterday we were seeing TV, sixteen and pregnant, another show of my wife that she likes to see because she likes giving advice to the girls on the show even if they can't hear her! It's probably a Mexican thing because I heard my sister-in-law does the same thing, silly Mexicans they still haven't figured out that the TV can't hear you or see you.

Back to the reason why I'm posting right now, as I was saying we were cancel the show sixteen and pregnant, this is about teenage girls getting pregnant and living their life the best way they can, my oldest daughter was seeing the show to when suddenly she let out a loud statement: are they dumb? Why not get an abortion!?! If I was that young and pregnant I would get an abortion!

WTF!? What? Are you kidding me? First of all where have you heard about abortions and what makes you think we will allowed you to do this? If you haven't figured this out yet while you're under 18 in this country you are consider a minor and parents decide what's best for you. If you're pregnant at that age it would be stating that I as a parent would have failed and trust me it's not as easy as it looks on TV. I just want to let you know the ground rules in this house, if at sixteen you are pregnant I would ask you one question and one question only, was this because you were fooling around with your boyfriend? If the answer is positive then there's nothing more to discuss, you're having this baby! If you have been forcefully inseminated, such as a rape, then we will go ahead and abort baby.

That's it, father has spoken! Or so I thought, it seems that kids these days know more about life than we did when we were kids. She started out by saying that it was her body and that her alone can choose what was going to be the outcome of her pregnancy.

Give me a beeping break! We shouldn't be even having this type of conversation, what happened to Barbies and Bratz? I tell you what, if and only if ever this was to happen we will then talk about it but I want you to know that while you are under age your well-being falls on my laps and I will make it so that you stay away from sex for at least 30 or 40 years from now or whenever I'm dead! Then you'll have to face your mommy!

It's gonna be a tough one so I better prepare!