Magic bullet and my life plan

Hello!


You guys are sick! Yesterday I put a post with sexual connotations to it and guess what? It got more hits than any other post I have written so far. I do have to say that the one country that jumped the most was the US, basically putting it within striking distance of Canada. Sick, sick, sick!

Now the pressure's on me to come up with something more poignant that will break this record or I'll simply stop looking at the statistics. Now blogging has put stress back into my life. I have to keep the masses happy. So what will I write about today? I dunno, you guys are putting me under tremendous pressure. But you know all of those people who are watching my posts have given me a sense of power mixed in with a sense of responsibility. I feel I can dictate orders to you and you will comply. As an example, I could tell people in the US to flush their toilets simultaneously and they would do it with my orders thus creating floodings in their region. But then I would have homeland security knocking on my door and I don't want that to happen. Last time I got searched in Chicago wasn't that fun. But you know why I blog? Apparently when you get 1000 hits on a post the international Internet Association sends you a magic bullet express. So I will be able to do exotic drinks and chopp vegetables in seconds. Isn't it exciting?

You know what? I will perform a survey right here right now. How many of you think that getting a magic bullet express is worth it? Leave me your comments and I'll draw s chart for my next post so we can talk about it.


On the MS front, today I had my Thursday  bath, it was a good one. There were some things that happened that threw me off. I noticed that my right leg has a bit of movement now and thatI am able to sit down straight on my wheelchair. The person that gave me the bath also noticed this, I will have to take it day by day because I don't know if this is a remission or a fluke, God forbid I have to go back to work!

So this is my blog today, what would Chuck do if he got better!

• Go back to work at the company I used to do technical support. They will see that technology has surpassed me and probably fire me with an adequate package, so adequate that I'll be able to do the following points.
• Get a divorce and give half my package to my wife, sorry ex-wife.
•  Have that midlife crisis everyone talks about but I haven't had the time to do it properly.
• Travel to Nepal and climb Mount Everest.
• Fall down Mount Everest and killed myself.
• Daughters get the other half of my package making them extremely wealthy.
• Go to heaven
• sorry, become dark matter

Yup I have my life plan all right, just a matter of time before I get off this wheelchair and start walking towards my life plan. In the meantime I'll just keep on blogging and bugging. Let me part with his words so that this post has the proper number of hits, sex. This will fool blog robots that search the web blogs for specific words making this post one of the most popular in the history of blogging.