Champions league turmoil

Hello!


I just finished eating lunch and talking to my brother and one of the subjects we touched was the champions league and its soccer players.

It seems there's a whole brouhaha going on in England about one of his star player Rooney. Apparently he's been spending his money on prostitutes while his wife tends to the house and the kids. He even has a 60-year-old prostitute in his payroll. So my question was to my brother, why?

I understand if you're single you can go around partying but prostitutes? Why would you waste money on stuff you can get for free? I mean this guy has everything! He has a soccer field in the back of his house and I'm pretty sure that's not his only house.

Then my brother said the magic words, what else can he do with his money?

It kinda got my brain into thinking mode, yeah what else does he need? I mean you can only have so many houses, so many cars, so many lovers etc... I mean I don't have this problem and I'm pretty sure lots of you don't but if I had the same problem what else would I do with my money?

Rooney makes easily 100,000 pounds a week, so he makes a shit load of money. I'm sure he has charities, houses, cars and all the toys you could want. So getting a 60-year-old hooker is the next logical choice. After all it is his money and if he wishes to get a lavender oil enema that costs $2 million dollars more power to him.


I just wish I had that problem.... no not the enema, the money problem.